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If John Wick, James Bond and Ethan Hunt had a fight…

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TomatoPotato · 28/08/2023 19:43

Who would win?

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Marblessolveeverything · 28/08/2023 19:44

John Wicks without doubt.

Aquamarine1029 · 28/08/2023 19:44

John Wick.

littleripper · 28/08/2023 19:46

John Wick, no contest

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TomatoPotato · 28/08/2023 19:46

James Bond would be knocked out first, I reckon, especially if he was Roger Moore. Daniel Craig might last a little longer.

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frozendaisy · 28/08/2023 20:40

John Wick

frozendaisy · 28/08/2023 20:41

H says John Wick too

Drews · 28/08/2023 20:43

Jason Bourne

angelopal · 28/08/2023 20:48

John Wick for sure

Farmageddon · 28/08/2023 20:50

Drews · 28/08/2023 20:43

Jason Bourne

Haha, I was coming on to say this!

MidnightOnceMore · 28/08/2023 20:52

Farmageddon · 28/08/2023 20:50

Haha, I was coming on to say this!

Also my first thought!

Lionoso · 28/08/2023 20:59

TomatoPotato · 28/08/2023 19:46

James Bond would be knocked out first, I reckon, especially if he was Roger Moore. Daniel Craig might last a little longer.

Eh? Why Roger Moore. Of all the Bond actors? He was trained in karate and judo and did much of his own fight stunt work.

I would choose Moore's Bond first, but if there is a dog in danger, John Wick would win. 😀

ToastandJamandTea · 28/08/2023 21:00

Reacher would win against all of them in a fist fight for sure

Teriyakieverything · 28/08/2023 21:01

John Wick of course.

thatsn0tmyname · 28/08/2023 21:01

No idea but I'd quite like to watch.

TomatoPotato · 28/08/2023 21:05

You can’t have Jack Reacher fight Ethan Hunt. The universe would implode.

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cruffinsmuffin · 28/08/2023 21:08

Does Ethan Hunt have his entire team talking in his ear giving him tips? Does Bond have any Q related gadgets? Pure fists without any accessories, John Wick would absolutely demolish everyone else surely.

Bond might have a fancy trick shot or two - some sort of stunning pen hidden somewhere, or a mega sharp lapel on his blazer that might cut the other two?

Hunt would have his friends giving him play by play of everyone's weak spots + theorising their next moves for him to avoid and gain an advantage!

I would actually be all up for crowdfunding a film where this happens and we get to see 😂

DisforDarkChocolate · 28/08/2023 21:09

John Wick, probably just with a pencil.

KindleAndCake · 28/08/2023 21:11

John Wick, what a daft question!

Mistymist · 28/08/2023 21:20

John Wick! 😆

PatriciaHolm · 28/08/2023 21:22

I'm voting for Wick too. Not just on skills but because, at root, he doesn't care about himself. Ethan Hunt would be out first assuming he's on his own without backup. Bond would fight dirty but basically doesn't want to die; Wick doesn't care.

KindleAndCake · 28/08/2023 21:31

Can I also add, Robert McCall, the Equaliser Grin

Mouldyfoodhelp · 28/08/2023 21:32

John Wick

EsmeShelby · 28/08/2023 21:33

John Wick

RNBrie · 28/08/2023 21:45

John Wick would have shot them all and been on his way before Ethan Hunt could get his lycra climbing suit on.

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