Dear Rishi,
I am so humble. People are lying if they say I didn't work hard for my constituents. My constituents love me & the Tories. I achieved so much.
You big posh phoney you scared away the bankers. Even though your lot begged me to stay, I'm not staying. The deep evil state is real and you know it. Your buddies doing character assassinations on me meant I had to hide in my home from random weirdos. You achieved nothing. I don't like what you're doing. You should cut taxes. Such a terrible leader you are, that not only are you not Thatcher, but you make Keir Starmer look interesting and credible! You are a fake Tory.
I hope you enjoy the by-election for my seat. #sarcasm
Sincerely, Nadine