Nuclear apocalypse! I grew up pretty much expecting it. There's still time, I guess, but I'm old now and don't care.
I never got raped because of my skimpy outfits. I mean, I did get raped but it had nothing to do with clothing.
Likewise, never got a kidney infection from wearing short skirts.
Never broke a leg because of platform shoes (still time for that, though!)
I did get stuck in quicksand, but it wasn't like in the movies. I was almost disappointed!
Men I slept with did 'respect me in the morning', or at least they were friendly & polite.
Haven't yet got brain cancer from mobile phones.
Stepping on the cracks, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors ... did not lead to mysterious disasters 😅