While I was on holiday, a pigeon has been in and shat all over my office

[ShatTheOffice]

Just that.

I accidentally left my window open a smidge when I went on leave two and a half weeks ago.

I've come back today and almost everything has been splattered with shit.

I can't post a picture but trust me, it's bad.

I'm not sure why I'm posting really. I am just in a bit of a flap (no pun intended) because I didn't expect to open my office door to this situation.

FML.

Sympathies OP.

I once came home from work one day only to find bird crap everywhere. Eventually found a magpie hiding in a corner. God knows how he got in and he was quite relcutant to leave. Who would have thought one bird to have had so much poo in him? (as Lady Macbeth nearly said) I can only imagine the horror after two and a half weeks.