Most stupid mispronunciations and just weird words people say

[HumanDoing]

Them instead of those - them shoes
Pacific instead of specific
Should of instead of should have
Agreemence and agreeance instead of agreement
Chorizmo instead of charisma (the guy at work actually said it, pronounced it like a sausage)

Chorizmo! No! 🙈😆

Defiantly instead of definitely (drives me bonkers)

A dear friend says fokachia instead of focaccia 😂

People thinking loose means lose and vice versa. Drives me crazy.

My dad says coleslaw when he means coldsore 😂

I used to say fokachia, still do sometimes but at least I’m saying it how it’s spelt not like pacific

My stepkids say jamped instead of jumped. They are adamant that it's the correct way to say it.

DP (not british) pluralises words that shouldn’t be and says things like “so much of” like there’s so much of traffic etc. Drives me mad, I drive him mad correcting him too!

Are they from Anglesey?! Drives me mad here 😂

One of my team (also a good friend and knows it's in good humour) has a post it stuck to her screen in my handwriting that says 'should HAVE, would HAVE, could HAVE'.

Also 'brought' and 'bought' being used interchangeably

DH gets his S's and Z's confused because English isn't his first language. He likes Sombie movies and Sebras

You live on Anglesey? So jealous!

DP also says V and W wrong way, you can guess his nationality, drive me mad but also that he uses words with them in so much. You’d think he’d just try to avoid those words!

Close instead of clothes.

I hear it a lot in Wiltshire.

No, Scotland. I didn't know there was anywhere that people said it that way, they're the first I've ever heard say ir.

Cunt instead of couldn’t

I knew someone who thought it was coldslaw.

Excuse me, how DO you pronounce focaccia? Asking for a friend 🤥

Trouser instead of trousers

My sister says Goodle instead of Google but has learning difficulties so I don't correct but instead wonder why her Brian came up with that

dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/focaccia

My ex used to say mirrow instead of mirror.

Just No

I know it's a legitimate thing in Scotland so unreasonable of me to twitch at it, but I can never get used to 'jag' instead of 'jab' for injection.

Another one is Australian friends calling St. Patrick's Day 'Patty's Day'.

Have you asked her Brian?

My friend and my foster siblings say jamp. They're from Dundee and Aberdeen.

It's marshmallow not marshmellow.