Gravestone epitaph

[UnreasonabIe]

What I’d like it to say

As a visually obviously genetically mobility disabled person

“Think you can do nothing, well look at her, she did it anyway”

What it’s actually likely to say

“Well, she definitely had a fat bottom”

What’s yours?

See? I told you!!!

Have you heard the one about the Yorkshire man whose wife died? He asked for "she was thine" on the headstone but the stonemason made a mistake and wrote "she was thin". When told he'd missed an e off, he corrected it to "Eee she was thin" 😁

😁@KnickerlessParsons !

I'll go for "found her!".

"I told you I was sick!"

Doesn't Spike Milligan have that on his headstone?

This one is my favourite

Shakespeare's epitaph is rather good.

"Too many pies
Led to her demise"

Ding Dong the b**ch is dead!

@FatFilledTrottyPuss that one is rather hard to beat!

He does, in Irish.