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Gravestone epitaph

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UnreasonabIe · 22/08/2023 04:46

What I’d like it to say

As a visually obviously genetically mobility disabled person

“Think you can do nothing, well look at her, she did it anyway”

What it’s actually likely to say

“Well, she definitely had a fat bottom”

What’s yours?

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Fraaahnces · 22/08/2023 05:18

See? I told you!!!

KnickerlessParsons · 22/08/2023 06:16

Have you heard the one about the Yorkshire man whose wife died? He asked for "she was thine" on the headstone but the stonemason made a mistake and wrote "she was thin". When told he'd missed an e off, he corrected it to "Eee she was thin" 😁

dudsville · 22/08/2023 06:48

😁@KnickerlessParsons !

I'll go for "found her!".

cinnamonfrenchtoast · 22/08/2023 06:59

"I told you I was sick!"

KnickerlessParsons · 22/08/2023 23:14

cinnamonfrenchtoast · 22/08/2023 06:59

"I told you I was sick!"

Doesn't Spike Milligan have that on his headstone?

FatFilledTrottyPuss · 22/08/2023 23:18

This one is my favourite

Gravestone epitaph
VeniVidiWeeWee · 22/08/2023 23:22

Shakespeare's epitaph is rather good.

brokenlore · 22/08/2023 23:39

"Too many pies
Led to her demise"

AppletreesAndHoneybeesAndSnowWhiteTurtleDoves · 22/08/2023 23:44

Ding Dong the b**ch is dead!

AppletreesAndHoneybeesAndSnowWhiteTurtleDoves · 22/08/2023 23:45

@FatFilledTrottyPuss that one is rather hard to beat!

Pollywoddles · 22/08/2023 23:52

KnickerlessParsons · 22/08/2023 23:14

Doesn't Spike Milligan have that on his headstone?

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He does, in Irish.

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