In my years on here , these are my observations from then , vs now. How I imagine these classics would go now,
Cutted up pear -
Oh really . ...? How do you know the small green fruit identifies as a pear huh..? It might be an Apple , how dare you assume it's a pear. That's it you lost me at pear.....
There is a tiny Vietnamese lady in my garden
That's it you racist misogynist- how do you know she identifies as a lady huh..? Have you learned Vietnamese and asked her? She's probably got mental health issues . I will not read on due to your use of ablist language and assumptions. She might be Chinese . Racist ,!
Yoni massage
SOS !,,,, there is A MAN posting filth !!!! Call the internet off immediately! Shut it down shut it DOWN !!!!!!
Pom bear anyone ?
Pom bear ? That's it you must be a troll . No adult eats Pom bears , not even for an irony based funny thread on an internet forum. Pics or it didn't happen , or a diagram.
Any thread moaning about a man
Yeah - yeah yeah and yeah. I never say this but LTB
Any thread moaning about a woman
Hang on , how much house work do YOU do? how are the finances split.? Are you married. ? I'd leave you you selfish prick . She's not there to pander to your needs and who owns the house ....
Can I admit this here .....
NO!
My wife fancies another man
Why? This must be your fault . Do you kiss the ground she walks on daily and throw rose petals in her path before she walks there ? No ? Then you have only yourself to blame
My husband is having an affair
Burn him . Do you have a patio ? See a solicitor immediately. Confront him , no don't confront him you might be wrong and it's just not worth finding that out before you're ducks are in a row and don't forget the birth certificate
I spent a tenner on a chicken
And? So ? Chickens here are £150 per square meter what do you want . .? It could feed your family of 15 for 6 months, don't you care about animal welfare ? Well of course you don't else you'd be eating grass , wouldn't you . I bet you eat eggs and drink milk in your earl grey too eh ? Some fucking people are so entitled.....
And so on . I miss the old days .