what do you do that you could never admit in real life ?

[3rdsunshine]

20 weeks pregnant and bored, thought it would be a funny thread :D

I bite my nails ! you cant tell as I do acrylics at home by myself but underneath they are short and horrible ! I cant stop it and embarrassed.

I sometimes wee while taking shower 😬

When I'm home alone and cooking, I pretend to be the host of my own cooking show!

Oh always wee in the shower, it saves several litres of water flushing the loo! and I have a very weak bladder
pick my nose and sometimes eat it

Everyone should wee in the shower to save water !

@Comedycook hahah I do that too hahah, I also pretend that I am a blogger when putting my make up on 😅

Write fan fiction

I sniff my own farts
I pick my nose
i laugh at any fart because it’s hilarious

I pick scabs and sometimes eat the scab. The thought of eating a bogey gives me the dry heaves however.

Eating scabs and snot is fucking disgusting but peeing in the shower, saves time.

I tell my ddogs how much I love them as I still have guilt ddog1 was pts over 3 bloody years ago!.

I'm mean to my dog...
whenever I fart, I try to make him jump by doing it as forcefully and loud as I can..
If he's asleep sometimes I wake him up and he barks..
I know, I'm evil.

I still suck my thumb!

I could not wee in the shower, or the sea/pool.

I take my kids to McDonald’s every Monday night 😬 we have a weekly medical appointment an hour away and it takes place over dinner time. I used to make a packed lunch for each child, but it was such a faff with them not liking stuff and dropping bits. So now we go after the appointment every week. They eat it all, nothing to clean up, makes my life easier so we do it.

Me too, and I have a grotty old satin ribbon that I hold under my nose as I do it. To make it smell even grottier, I wipe my earrings on it

Bit my toenails... yeah, I know, I'm grim 😂

I take my earrings out every so often and squeeze the holes. Sometimes a little black lump of gunge pops out. I love squishing that black gunge in my fingers.

I sometimes buy a whole Victoria sponge and eat it in one go.

I pick my nose and eat it too.

When I'm home alone and cooking, I pretend to be the host of my own cooking show!

I do this, and I sometimes put on an accent

However I cannot for the life of me understand eating snot, the texture, the taste, just why!?

Eat a raw mushroom but I pull the stalk out and put a little dollop of ketchup.

You win the prize for most 🤢 on the thread 🤣

Why did I open this at breakfast time? I'm shocked people are so disgusting. I'm going to look at everyone with suspicion now.

I often do the cooking show commentary too 🤣
I bite my nails and wee in the shower and neither of these things bother me.
I also sometimes pick my nose but I actually think it’s gross so always end feeling a bit disgusted with myself afterwards!
I read fan fiction based on my favourite tv drama. I can get lost for hours in a fantasy world!!

HermioneWeasley
Well done, I’m in awe! (Rom com author here who considers fan fic occasionally!)
I sometimes pluck leg hairs (hides face in shame!)

I just ate two leftover chicken nuggets with chilli sauce for breakfast.