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Things you are too embarrassed to admit you don't understand

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ClassicStripe · 03/08/2023 12:47

I don't think I really understand what a fascist is.

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Thisgooddog · 04/08/2023 08:31

What the jet stream actually is

TheWorldIsRound · 04/08/2023 08:32

I'm a lawyer and I don't understand the Court system. My original ambition was to become a barrister but I became a solicitor because I just couldn't grasp the Court structures, rules, who does what, who can speak to who and when etc.
Too embarrassed to admit this after 20 years in the job, so I'll likely never understand.

Wigeon · 04/08/2023 08:33

When someone uses "former" or "latter", every single time I have to think: ok, so former is the first (both begin with "f") and latter is the last (both begin with "l") and so the person means XYZ. So confusing!

I have a mental block about "loose" and "lose". I get confused about how each is pronounced and which one is about mislaying your keys and which is about something not being tight...

LakieLady · 04/08/2023 08:35

wanttobemeeeeee · 03/08/2023 16:02

Locks are only on canals surely? Not rivers. It's about levelling up the water when there's a gradient so the canal boats can travel along i.e. canals can't do hills!

My DH says I don't understand thermostats but I do (I think!).

You do get them on rivers. If you want to get a boat from the Severn to the Avon, you go through a lock at Tewkesbury. I think it's because one river is higher than the other.

And there are lots of locks on the Thames.

biggerboat · 04/08/2023 08:36

Energy - if it cannot be created or destroyed - where does it come from and where does it go?

GnomeDePlume · 04/08/2023 08:37

Saracen · 04/08/2023 08:04

I heard an interesting theory about that. You know how people often moan about others (especially their own children) being fussy and unwilling to eat anything unfamiliar? Maybe those "fussy" people served as their tribe's control group!

So the tribe moves to a new area and encounters a new mushroom. An adventurous eater says, "Hey, that looks yummy and we're very hungry. Let's try it!" The fussy eaters reply, "No way! I am not touching that weird mushroom." Three days later, all the adventurous people have just about recovered (or not) after puking their guts up, while the fussy ones are scampering about unscathed. The penny drops: it wasn't the flu; it was the mushrooms. The whole tribe has benefited from its "fussy" members' refusal to taste the mushroom.

I have heard a similar theory on why 'good eating' babies become 'fussy eating' toddlers.

It's essentially self protection. As a baby your food comes directly from your parents so can be trusted. As a toddler you are mobile and move away from your parents so must instinctively be wary of 'new' foods as they might be poisonous.

As Grissom (CSI) described us - we are descended from the people who ran away from danger. Not the people who headed towards it.

CatusFlatus · 04/08/2023 08:40

LakieLady · 04/08/2023 08:35

You do get them on rivers. If you want to get a boat from the Severn to the Avon, you go through a lock at Tewkesbury. I think it's because one river is higher than the other.

And there are lots of locks on the Thames.

Indeed. Locks make rivers navigable that would otherwise not be, by creating 'steps' that boats can go up or down.

tanstaafl · 04/08/2023 08:41

@XDownwiththissortofthingX

The air on top passes over the wing more slowly than the air underneath because it has a further distance to travel between the leading edge and the trailing edge of the wing. This creates lower pressure above the wing as compared to beneath it, and creates 'lift'.

I thought the air passing above the wing moves faster than the air below.
Which lowers the air pressure above the wing which means the pressure below the wing is greater and that means the air below the wing can push up on the wing providing the lift.

LakieLady · 04/08/2023 08:41

Flittingcandlewick · 03/08/2023 21:49

Cricket...we lost the ashes because it rained?

If it hadn't rained, England would have had more time to bat and would (hopefully, and probably) have got more runs than Australia. Then they would have won that match. That would have meant England won 3 matches and Australia only two.

And they didn't actually lose the Ashes, it ended in a draw, but when it's a draw, the team that won last time the series was played gets to keep the trophy.

WedRine · 04/08/2023 08:43

I don't understand inflation. There were some posters on the recession thread talking about how inflation is going up and made it sound positive, but I thought it just made everything more expensive.

Daftasabroom · 04/08/2023 08:45

tanstaafl · 04/08/2023 08:41

@XDownwiththissortofthingX

The air on top passes over the wing more slowly than the air underneath because it has a further distance to travel between the leading edge and the trailing edge of the wing. This creates lower pressure above the wing as compared to beneath it, and creates 'lift'.

I thought the air passing above the wing moves faster than the air below.
Which lowers the air pressure above the wing which means the pressure below the wing is greater and that means the air below the wing can push up on the wing providing the lift.

Neither of these are correct.

There's is no reason for the upper and lower air to reach the trailing edge at the same time.

ThePredictableScript · 04/08/2023 08:49

Justleaveitblankthen · 04/08/2023 07:14

This doesn't happen in my car at all 🤔

When a satnav vocal direction pops up, my caller will usually remark on where I am heading.

I have it set fairly loud though.

Omg no nobody can hear mine or also when my phone gets another call and beeps and says "call from Husband, would you like to pick it up?" And the person on the other line can't hear it! Its baffling.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 04/08/2023 08:49

That the universe has no end, yet I gather that it’s still expanding. If it’s already infinite, WTF is it expanding into?

On a slightly more earthly level, I will never understand how I can be lying in bed, fancy reading a particular book, tap a couple of buttons and within seconds 150,000 words of said book will whizz through the ether into my Kindle.

Some things just boggle my mind, no matter how clearly any much more scientifically-minded person tries to explain.

dontforgettithespaghetti · 04/08/2023 08:50

I agree with Pps who said flight. Of course I understand the GCSE physics explanation, how the air flowing over the wings is of a lighter density that the air flowing underneath, and the separation is caused by the plane moving forward at speed using jet propulsion. I just can't get my head around the enormity of the weights involved. The wings on an aircraft look thin and almost bouncy at the end... how does that support tonnes of weight at high altitude?
I had to carry a case through the airport when my wheel broke and it hurt my arms. It occurred to me planes carry thousand times that weight and I was amazed. I kind of like it though, it makes flying exciting 🤣

TheGreenSketch · 04/08/2023 08:51

@AlfietheSchnauzer @continentallentil You haven’t noticed it?! I have a lot of gay/lesbian friends and family members and that stereotype abounds. Also, why do gay guys have higher voices?

illiterato · 04/08/2023 08:51

biggerboat · 04/08/2023 08:36

Energy - if it cannot be created or destroyed - where does it come from and where does it go?

Oh awesome- one I can answer. The earth’s energy comes from the sun and then that energy is absorbed by things on the earth as heat and light and stored as carbon atoms ( simplification but ….). Energy can then be transformed from one form to another- for example from heat from burning coal into electricity or when you ride a bike you’re transforming the energy in your muscles ( which came from the food you eat) into the energy that propels the bike forward.

[waits for physicist to come on and tell me I got this completely wrong 🤣]

biggerboat · 04/08/2023 08:57

@illiterato - thank you!
So, we're energy also? So when we end - does our energy get turned into something/ absorbed by something?

FinallyHere · 04/08/2023 08:58

@Beetleback

Macroeconomics particularly baffles me.

Started to make sense to me when I came across the phrase 'if all the economists in the world were laid back to back, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion'. 🤭

MaryBeery · 04/08/2023 08:59

TheJRTwontLetMeBe · 04/08/2023 00:27

I enjoy watching tennis, but don't really understand the "let" "first service" "second service" rules 🤷‍♀️

When you serve, you have to get the ball into the service court diagonally opposite you, yes? Obviously your first attempt at that is your first service, and if you hit it straight into the net, or get it over the net but it goes too long or wide, that counts as a fault and you get another go, which is your second service. (There's also occasionally foot faults, but I'm not entirely sure of the rules around those). If that also goes into the net, or long or wide, then that's a double fault and you lose the point.

However if your first attempt clips the net on the way over, but still lands in the service court, it counts as a let, not a fault, so the umpire says "let, first service" and you are still counted as being on your first service. You can have several lets in succession and still be on your first service, and not lose the point. If you then serve long/wide/into the net or the ball clips the net and goes long or wide, you're then on your second service, and at risk of losing the point. If at that stage your serve clips the net but lands in again, you've got another let, but this time the umpire will say "let, second service" to indicate that you've not yet lost the point and can serve again. As with your first serve, you can serve several lets on your second serve, and the umpire will say "let, second service" each time. But to be honest, if you're clipping the net that often on your serve, the odds are it's going to ping wide or long at some stage and you'll lose the point.

CherryMaDeara · 04/08/2023 09:02

HalloumiHo · 03/08/2023 12:57

Daylight Savings Time...why doesn't everyone do it? What is actually the point?

Just reading an article on how DST is terrible for our circadian rhythms.

BezMills · 04/08/2023 09:03

ChocHotolate · 03/08/2023 13:05

The difference between net & gross in terms of salary. Just can't get it to stick in my brain

I think of gross as in bigger, and net as in what you get (in your net) at the end. Maybe this will help.

borntobequiet · 04/08/2023 09:03

I think there’s a little confusion about percentage increase on here.

The increase is always added to the original amount. For example, you earn £1000 per month. A 100% increase would give you the original £1000, plus the increase of £1000, so you would have £2000. A 200% increase would give you the original £1000, plus the 200% increase, so £1000+£2000=£3000.

You can simplify it with:

100% increase is twice as much.
200% increase is three times as much.
300% increase is four times as much.

And so on.

(Of course a 50% increase is “half as much again”, so if you had a 50% increase on £1000, you would earn £1500.)

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 04/08/2023 09:04

Drews · 03/08/2023 13:23

People.

I can understand loads about science, physics, maths, computing, natural world, engineering, economics, civil engineering, quantoms, space, and I'm quick to learn any of those kind of concepts but people? Nope. I don't get how some people's mind works. That is why mumsnet facinates me.

Same. I'm autistic and there's so much social stuff that is a total mystery to me.

I also don't understand how other people don't understand science stuff like how boats float. I've got a mental video in my head of the earth's gravitational field pulling the boat down and the water pushing back enough to keep part of the boat in the air because the boat is less dense than the water.

BezMills · 04/08/2023 09:06

Aeroplanes. I even went on youtube recently and found a video alleging that the popularly held belief about how wings work, isn't actually how they work! It wasn't one of those Bad Science Takes, seemed like legit to me. For god's sake!
Every time I go on a plane, part of my brain "goes lalala you don't have to believe in planes, they just work anyway" and I manage to not massively get The Fear.