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Filthy Pedro Pascal dreams

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ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 15:21

I seem to have developed a middle aged woman's crush on PP, I'm sure I'm not the only one.

But twice in the last week I've had absolutely filthy dirty dreams about him, last nights included being temporarily trapped in a storm in a hotel room during a power cut...things escalated. Another dream he was in his Mando get up.

FFS I thought I was over silly obsessions over men and this is now plaguing my daily thoughts 😂

At least he's age appropriate. Any other Daddy fans out there?

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PedrosSluttyKnee · 02/08/2023 20:00

Speaking of which, it appears my local cinema will be showing Strange Way of Life when it's released, but I'll be going alone - my boyfriend is not that tolerant 🤣

Hoppinggreen · 02/08/2023 20:03

ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 19:54

Yeah probably not.

But if he fancies a go on a podgy middle aged woman I'm here for him.

Not sure it’s the podgy middle aged bit that would put him off 😅

BearSoFair · 02/08/2023 20:06

You can all fight over Pedro, I claim Mads Mikkelsen Grin He just gets better and better with age, even when he's left to dress himself and gets spotted in atrocious colour combo tracksuits. Still would.

golddustwomen · 02/08/2023 20:12

I had never heard of PP until TLOU, then I spent a solid month on YouTube watching anything and everything with him in. I highly recommend his Hot Ones episode! SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Mochudubh · 02/08/2023 20:14

I sometimes wonder if celebrity sex dreams are reciprocal. Did Pedro wake up the same morning and think WTF who the hell was that, she was AMAZING!

Justhereforaibu1 · 02/08/2023 20:16

He is delicious OP, jealous of your dreams

ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 20:19

Oh, well yes of course. If he's gay/bi (super looking forward to Strange Way of Life!) that's fine, good for him.

I'd be happy to just sit and watch.

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ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 20:19

Mochudubh · 02/08/2023 20:14

I sometimes wonder if celebrity sex dreams are reciprocal. Did Pedro wake up the same morning and think WTF who the hell was that, she was AMAZING!

😂

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Lagershandy · 02/08/2023 20:19

There was a reel where PP was reading tweets roasting him.
One was 'When I saw a photo of PP, I thought "Christ Orlando Bloom is looking rough these days"
Another one was "Pedro Pascal looks like Orlando Bloom has been hit in the face with a frying pan". ( I can't unsee this now)

PP took it all in good humour, and said that OB is a very handsome man, and he was flattered.

P.S. Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken (or Captain Ron, virtually the same look) I so would.

RitzyMcFitzy · 02/08/2023 20:19

isn't he gay? not that that necessarily needs to impede your fantasies.

Swoonworthy · 02/08/2023 20:22

Hoppinggreen might be referring to the fact that there's some speculation about his sexual orientation.

He doesn’t know what a woman is anyway so you might all be ok. According to him women can have a penis so I’m sure men can have a vagina. What a time to be alive.

ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 20:24

RitzyMcFitzy · 02/08/2023 20:19

isn't he gay? not that that necessarily needs to impede your fantasies.

From my reading (aka obsessive research) it sounds like he swings both ways, he's been in a few relationships with women and has been linked to men by rumour.

Fingers crossed for some sex/nudity in SWOL.

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PedrosSluttyKnee · 02/08/2023 20:29

A flash of bare bum, apparently.

ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 20:35

PedrosSluttyKnee · 02/08/2023 20:29

A flash of bare bum, apparently.

☹️ no bulge?

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BunnyBetChetwynnd · 02/08/2023 20:59

Having never heard of him I've just looked him up.
He reminds me of Bob Carolgees in his Spit the Dog heyday.

ShreddiesGirl · 02/08/2023 21:16

I'd never heard of Bob Carolgees, just looked him up and he reminds me of Matt Berry as Toast! 🤣

Matt Berry is another one I wouldn't kick out of bed. Preferably as Lazlo though, not Toast.

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DrunkenHandstand · 02/08/2023 21:42

He reminds me of Bob Carolgees in his Spit the Dog heyday.

He actually does. 🤣🤣🤣 Thats a blast from the past.

If he is gay you can just self ID as a bloke OP and you’ll be grand. He’s cool with that.

CruCru · 03/08/2023 11:22

Out of nosiness, why do people refer to him as Daddy? I’ve seen it elsewhere so it must be a thing I don’t understand.

ShreddiesGirl · 03/08/2023 12:28

It was a joke that he identifies as Daddy, it's carried on for a while.

He can be my Daddy.

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Freshair1 · 03/08/2023 12:51

You don't want to know! That smile. Oh merciful heavens.

ShreddiesGirl · 03/08/2023 18:19

I'm rewatching TLoU while waiting for SWoL.

Post apocalypse PP is just perfect. Rugged and scruffy.

Gay cowboys is probably going to kill me, might do a lovehoney order in anticipation 😂

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PedrosSluttyKnee · 03/08/2023 18:34

Naughty....lol!!

Are you signed up to any of the Facebook groups or subreddits? They keep me going throughout the day....

cannaethink · 03/08/2023 18:45

Ah, I’ve found my people!
He’s hottest in TLOU for sure.
I was “stuck” on Pedro TikTok for aaages, it was getting unhealthy 🤣

ShreddiesGirl · 03/08/2023 18:46

I may be a member of the Narcos sub that analyses the sex scenes second by second and screen shots certain parts 😂

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