So America are saying that UFOs and aliens exist?

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Like wtf.

I’ve been watching videos of the senate hearing and they’re interviewing ex intelligence agents saying they have seized crashed aircraft which had non human biological remains (aka aliens) in it.

are these intelligent agents bonkers crackpots or is this actually true?

I felt like I was watching a spoof.

@BreehyHinnyBrinnyHoohyHah

For what it's worth, I think alien life probably exists somewhere out there. But I don't think they would fly all this way just to tease some Americans by hovering around a bit before disappearing

I don’t know whether Earth has been visited by extraterrestrial life or not. But trouble with this argument is that, if it has, the life forms are very likely of a species/intelligence largely unfathomable to the human mind. Bit you are trying to apply human logic (“why on Earth would they waste time/resources visiting Earth?”) to something totally alien. There are 100s of reasons and they don’t necessarily have anything to do with why humans would want to visit another planet. It could be they are just sending worthless drones. Or could be tourism. Or just for fun. Or some kind of experimental trips just trying out new technology. Or perhaps they’ve just gone slightly awry following a journey of 200 light years and were meant to hit three solar systems over.

Probably to see if we’re worth making contact with, and then decided not to bother as we’re clearly trouble

I’ve seen that tic tac video before and it certainly looks like something not from this world. But it is it an elaborate cgi hoax?

Why do the aliens always choose the US?!

Easy enough to work out if this is true is whether he gets killed "unexpectedly"...

God. Imagine travelling god knows how many light years just to end up on this foul planet.

You'd turn around, go home, bury your spaceships and go scrub your skin off and get your memory wiped.

The French will shrug, the British will tut loudly, the Germans will scowl and the Italians won’t care

Hey it’s not that bad. Some of it is beautiful

Americans are quite friendly.

If it was a CGI hoax it would be the Pope flying it, not thumb-full cats.

No, this is definitely real.

It seems some more Biden criminal behaviour, like son, like father.

'Non-human biological remains' aka dead dog and chimp, perchance?

True.
Uninhabited islands for example

Aliens might have completely different aesthetic standards. They might think the Lake District is horrid and some rundown industrial estate on the edge of Birmingham is delightful.

Ha yeh

@Antoninus LOL true! If they landed in the UK someone would be straight there putting a post on that NextDoor app. "Whose is this car? It's in my space so I had to carry the shopping from the end of the road. Thanks, kids crying now. Cunt."

Bloody green men taking up bloody parking spaces in bloody Asda. Piss off back to your own planet

I don’t get how this isn’t bigger news??!!

OK 1st of all these are not Senate hearings. These hearings are in the House of Representatives. Big difference. Lots of crackpots in the House.

This is 100% just some kind of distraction from whatever else they're up to.

Non-human biological remains doesn’t mean human sized green men.

It could be a few skin cells from small insect like creatures.

And I think it’s very possible to find these sorts of things in other planets as I’d be surprised if were the only planet with life.

It's also fairly unlikely that other living beings arriving from elsewhere in the universe would make a bee-line for the United States and largely ignore the rest of the planet, but it seems that's what they tend to do!

I honestly love you all. Where else would there be polydactal dead (or otherwise) cats, Douglas Adams references, Asda parking and love for an industrial estate in Birmingham.

🤣

Skizz landed in Birmingham