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So embarrassed!!

9 replies

Embarrassedadult · 18/07/2023 17:35

My DH gave me a hickey on my neck. Yes, I know, cringe 😂

The problem is I didn't realise until 5pm the NEXT DAY.

During this time I've

  • been to a playgroup with my hair in a ponytail
  • had lunch with my mum with my hair in a ponytail
  • been to the hairdresser's

I'm dying inside. How will I ever get over this 😂😂😂😂
Maybe no one saw it? Unlikely 🙂

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PragmaticWench · 18/07/2023 17:35

You blame it on your child.

pwestmk · 18/07/2023 17:36

Maybe everyone just thought you had a grubby neck

Embarrassedadult · 18/07/2023 17:37

PragmaticWench · 18/07/2023 17:35

You blame it on your child.

Trying to think of ways I can drop it into conversation that my baby scratched me or something 😂😭

OP posts:
Embarrassedadult · 18/07/2023 17:37

pwestmk · 18/07/2023 17:36

Maybe everyone just thought you had a grubby neck

I hope so! It is quite red though 🙈

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RunningFromInsanity · 18/07/2023 17:44

If I saw it on your neck I wouldn’t assume it was a hickey. Bruise, scratch, burn, dirt etc

Don't mention it.

Qbish · 18/07/2023 17:45

They probably just thought it was a birthmark, or something.

You seem awfully pleased with yourself OP 😆

Embarrassedadult · 18/07/2023 17:48

Qbish · 18/07/2023 17:45

They probably just thought it was a birthmark, or something.

You seem awfully pleased with yourself OP 😆

My mum knows I don't have a birthmark 😳

Pleased with myself?? I'm eternally cringing!

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Embarrassedadult · 18/07/2023 17:48

RunningFromInsanity · 18/07/2023 17:44

If I saw it on your neck I wouldn’t assume it was a hickey. Bruise, scratch, burn, dirt etc

Don't mention it.

I hope so 😅

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Qbish · 18/07/2023 17:51

I wouldn't know what a hickey was if I saw one.

Also, as you are a mother, supposedly people are aware that you have had sex at least once?

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