Mumsnet mums are proper parents

[ZannahStop]

And do not swear. Allegedly

Ha!

Is that a very strange book by Sophie Hannah? I think I've read it.

When was it published?

Is it haven't they grown?

How does Zannah know what a mumsnet mum is? I’ve been in here 20 years and my kids swear like dockers - have I failed?

(Zannah? All I keep thinking of is Olivia Newton John singing Xanadu…🤦🏻‍♀️)

It is! Don't tell me the ending!!!!

@Screamingabdabz short for Suzannah apparently. But thanks, I'll be singing Xanadu all night now 😅

Well. That's someone who's never actually been on here.