Anyone for more jokes like these?

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Dd keeps coming in with daft jokes and I’m doing them back. I was doing tongue twister ones but I can only think of two

Say shop shop shop
What do you do at a green light?
they usually say stop, when you say no you go at a green light.

Say silk silk silk
what do cows drink
they say milk..and you say noooo water

anymore like this?

Say 'grass grass grass'
What does an electric cooker run on?
Usual answer 'gas'
No. Electricity!'

She fell for that one. Thanks . She wasn’t impressed….I got the blank stare from her. She’s 10 and she’s already perfected the look.

I also did

roast roast roast
what do you put in a toaster
no not toast. Bread