Plumber due any second and I have diarrhea

[HowAmYa]

Well. The above.
Luckily I'm on the downstairs loo by the front door so will have about 10 seconds to peel my naked self off the floor and put clothes on to let him in.

(Yes, it was one of those 'have to strip off midway' ones)

Maybe you should cancel as he may not want to catch it

I called them up. Their office hours start at 10!

Have any anti diarrhoea tablets? I’ve been bad too recently

I think its something I ate. DP, 150 miles away is also hogging his work loo

I have never had a plumber turn up on time...

To be fair a plumber is probably used to it

You've got time to post on mn about it though?

I’ve just called out of work, same issue. I’d say cancel asap. Just tell them you’ve got the vomiting bug and don’t want to spread it

You can type from the toilet. Unless she can text the plumber instead of calling while on the toilet (ew) OP might as well type somewhere

I'm finally off the loo.
I called before I went in the loo. Then left it as they said they open at 10. So here I am.
He was supposed to arrive at 8....

Supposed to arrive at 8am? That means you’ll see him at 10pm tonight 😂😂 Noon at the earliest

😂

"You can type from the toilet."

I know that. But with just "seconds" to go I'd prioritise getting dressed

I’m sure seconds was an exaggeration

What I meant was when I hear him turn up I'll have 10 seconds to get dressed (ill hear his vehicle pull up as I'm at the front of the house where the drive is

Plumbers are often late.