How many crisps do you eat at once?

[Secretkeeper50]

Do you eat just one at a time from the packet or several at once?

Random but curious 😂

I must add that this accompanies my thimble of sherry @ Xmas.

One at a time. I like to save the bigger ones till last and then eat them half at a time (I.e. more than one bite).

This made me howl! Those bags that say 'sharing' are a unique form of gaslighting!

One at a time, for maximum crunch.

Unless it’s Pringles and you have to use two to pretend you have a duck bill. Quack.

I recently noticed I am unable to eat walkers French fries without looking savage. Im talking tongue out head bobbing...

I don't know if it's fear of dropping them or something but I'll never eat them in public!

I tip the packet upside down and pour them into my mouth

Well as you only get 13 crisps in a bag these days I can usually finish in 2 large pinches.
Crisps in a bowl where others are sharing I will be a bit more polite about it 😂

Depends on how many I can fit in 😁 Pringles are best as they stack neatly.

One!

Crush them into crumbs, open one corner of the packet, stick a straw in and suck them up.

Usually in a big handful EXCEPT for Coop seasalt and chardonnay vinegar crisps. You try to eat those in a handful and you'll end up in respiratory distress or 2nd degree burns in the mouth.

What are crisps, please?

One at a time usually until I’m down to the crumbs

But what about peanuts?

One at a time, or a whole handful at once?

Usually one. Sometimes three.

It depends whose company I'm in.

Are you my MiL? She does this. Even has a little clip to keep them fresh.

8

I just counted

I agree.
I'm sure that comes under irrational behaviour.

Crisps are like crack to me. I could happily eat a 6pack a day. But depends on size of crisp-large whole ones individually but broken ones can be two/three at a time

Crisps Coke out of the packet 2 or 3 at a time, but only one in my mouth.

Peanuts (dry roast only) come out in a fistful, then I pick out the halved ones and eat them, two at a time, then the whole ones, also two at a time. The two at a time thing is to maintain balance so if I have a left over half, it has to be bitten in two, or a whole one separated. I may be slightly weird about peanuts.

I’m just looking at grounds for unreasonable behaviour. DH shoves in a whole handful of peanuts (dry roast, what else) at one go, whereas I like to eat them mindfully.

Do you think I could get custody of the KP nut stockpile if it comes to divorce?

I prefer just half a crisp a day. I feel too bloated with one whole crisp.

Stop it 😂

What are these “crisps” you talk of?