Why am I so ridiculous about a crush? Lighthearted

[Wheelerdeeler]

I've developed a crush on George Clarke. A big one.

Today he posted a pic on Instagram of him with his girlfriend.

I'm so odd with him.

Does he not know we would be so good together?

(Disclaimer I'm a happily married middle-aged woman ffs).

Ha I’ve fancied him for years. I take it you’ve been watching Restoration Man and Amazing Spaces on repeat, like some of us might have?

Possibly 😂

I have our whole life planned.

Imagine our house? Stunning

I’ve also heard he smells amazing and wears Tom Ford aftershave (overinvested) 😂

I'm wondering how you have heard this? I need details