Its normally dead quiet here which is why I bought this place in such a rural area.
Guy who lives at the end of my garden has decided to have a BBQ for the first time ever.
I am working from home overlooking his garden, the smell of burnt burgers is all over my house even though I've shut the windows. I don't eat meat.
He has a gang of relatives there who are all shrieking and swearing.
I hate them. I hope it rains like Noah's Ark.
Cockerels are fine, church bells are fine, pigs are fine, manure on the fields is fine, shrieking people burning meat is horrible.