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Madonna intubated in ICU

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redhaire · 28/06/2023 21:50

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12244287/Madonna-64-POSTPONES-Celebration-tour-developing-bacterial-infection.html

OP posts:
Tippexy · 29/06/2023 12:51

HoldOnMiGenna · 29/06/2023 12:47

Only one poster is not being naive in this thread.

😉

Simplestead · 29/06/2023 15:03

Don't do drugs kids .....or pensioners

Beezknees · 29/06/2023 15:10

Cosmetic surgery can be very dangerous and she's clearly had a lot of it. A lot of celebrities are cokeheads too. Most of them aren't as healthy as they like to portray.

HoldOnMiGenna · 29/06/2023 15:25

All this " healthier than anybody I know" bollocks.
Most people are not zonked on opiates and people who have lead decades long so called pristine lifestyles do not end up as Madonna has done for the last few years.
She almost died. She is not "well", she is lucid. Nobody has said anything about her not still being in ICU.
Madonna has had extreme body issues for decades. She gave up the extreme exercise and compensated with extreme body surgery with bosoms up to her chin, her face going through five revolutions in as many years and an arse that has no relation to her thighs or hips.
I side eyed her tour announcement. How the hell can artist whose art doesn't depend on singing ability , but physicality get herself in any condition that would justify arena ticket prices? Especially as said artist is well out of physical condition mentally and physically and whose last tour, in better health showed many signs of behind the scenes " end of days" shenanigans?

Madonna changed when she changed her management. Hard headed people don't need "yes" people managing them , especially those of a "fan" more than contemporary disposition .

Secondly....social media with its instant validation , yet instant non filtered judgement was never the lace for a Legend Artiste of questionable talent, brittle ego, any attention seeking, liberal feminist, yet internally " not like the other women" misogynistic, youth seeking disposition to plant themselves.
The last Grammy's was the nail in the coffin. No rapture of applause on entering the stage, her online Kardashianesque clout chasing antics having stripped any notion of "out of the fray' legend status honouring mystery and sense of security in that status.
The same youth that she is chasing giving nary a fuck in these times of complete non deference and elder hating. How can that be , considering that it is Madonna that have birth to the surfeit of clout seeking and "drive" over talent , all fur coat and no knickers pop stars who show damn near everything but the clit and the gooch , but with more humour than Madge ever did?
Madonna now needs to cleave to get sturdy Midwestern roots and realise that she just hasn't got the constitution to be a junkie.
That empty hole within, she has to fill herself.

No, I'm not a fan, but she had an imprint on anybody GenX with access to a radio. I've never bought her personas or feminism. She has always needed male validation and has always had a weird relationship with Blackness and Black African American culture and Black and Latino male sexuality, straight and gay. Her main targets of artistic censure were Black and mixed race women Janet, Mariah and Whitney and she tried to paternalise Michael Jackson and Prince.

She's got four Black children to get to the age of majority. She needs to sort herself the fuck out and actually harness, truly any " don't give a fuck" about her that she has been faking and make it real.
If that means mother daughter rehab and a tour cancellation with long term therapy, so be it.

I always knew that Rocco made the right decision, no matter how much he loves his mother.

That schism should have been a BIG clue as to Madonna's mindframe / personality.

Funny how her p.r wasn't so vague in trying to other her then underage son in order to "reel him in", but is coy as to the seriousness of intubation, unconsciousness, "lifestyle choices" , when it comes to Madonna herself.

justcantgetenough · 29/06/2023 15:35

redhaire · 28/06/2023 22:19

my heart sank when i saw the headline

Me too for a minute, get well soon Madonna

I'm a massive fan, seen all the tours from 1993 and have tickets for this one. Knowing her she'll want to be back on stage asap, but I hope she listens to her medical team and come back when fully fit.

saraclara · 29/06/2023 15:36

PurpleFar · 28/06/2023 23:27

I've only just stopped shaking and I'm trying to relax after seeing this. I'm a massive fan. I hope she gets better soon, and I hope her kids are OK, and her dad. He's 92 and already had some bad news this year about his first born son :(

Shaking? About a celebrity that you don't know personally and who doesn't know you?

WhatInFreshHell · 29/06/2023 15:46

@PurpleFar Ridiculous! Do you know her? What a strange reaction to celebrity you don't even know.

MermaidEyes · 29/06/2023 15:56

Not so sure about this 'healthy' lifestyle. Only a few years back she admitted she likes opiates. True? Well, who knows. I'm guessing we'll never know the real reason why she's in hospital and the bacterial infection excuse will carry on being peddled out.

CreationNat1on · 29/06/2023 16:12

HoldOnMiGenna · 29/06/2023 15:25

All this " healthier than anybody I know" bollocks.
Most people are not zonked on opiates and people who have lead decades long so called pristine lifestyles do not end up as Madonna has done for the last few years.
She almost died. She is not "well", she is lucid. Nobody has said anything about her not still being in ICU.
Madonna has had extreme body issues for decades. She gave up the extreme exercise and compensated with extreme body surgery with bosoms up to her chin, her face going through five revolutions in as many years and an arse that has no relation to her thighs or hips.
I side eyed her tour announcement. How the hell can artist whose art doesn't depend on singing ability , but physicality get herself in any condition that would justify arena ticket prices? Especially as said artist is well out of physical condition mentally and physically and whose last tour, in better health showed many signs of behind the scenes " end of days" shenanigans?

Madonna changed when she changed her management. Hard headed people don't need "yes" people managing them , especially those of a "fan" more than contemporary disposition .

Secondly....social media with its instant validation , yet instant non filtered judgement was never the lace for a Legend Artiste of questionable talent, brittle ego, any attention seeking, liberal feminist, yet internally " not like the other women" misogynistic, youth seeking disposition to plant themselves.
The last Grammy's was the nail in the coffin. No rapture of applause on entering the stage, her online Kardashianesque clout chasing antics having stripped any notion of "out of the fray' legend status honouring mystery and sense of security in that status.
The same youth that she is chasing giving nary a fuck in these times of complete non deference and elder hating. How can that be , considering that it is Madonna that have birth to the surfeit of clout seeking and "drive" over talent , all fur coat and no knickers pop stars who show damn near everything but the clit and the gooch , but with more humour than Madge ever did?
Madonna now needs to cleave to get sturdy Midwestern roots and realise that she just hasn't got the constitution to be a junkie.
That empty hole within, she has to fill herself.

No, I'm not a fan, but she had an imprint on anybody GenX with access to a radio. I've never bought her personas or feminism. She has always needed male validation and has always had a weird relationship with Blackness and Black African American culture and Black and Latino male sexuality, straight and gay. Her main targets of artistic censure were Black and mixed race women Janet, Mariah and Whitney and she tried to paternalise Michael Jackson and Prince.

She's got four Black children to get to the age of majority. She needs to sort herself the fuck out and actually harness, truly any " don't give a fuck" about her that she has been faking and make it real.
If that means mother daughter rehab and a tour cancellation with long term therapy, so be it.

I always knew that Rocco made the right decision, no matter how much he loves his mother.

That schism should have been a BIG clue as to Madonna's mindframe / personality.

Funny how her p.r wasn't so vague in trying to other her then underage son in order to "reel him in", but is coy as to the seriousness of intubation, unconsciousness, "lifestyle choices" , when it comes to Madonna herself.

Bang on 100%.....pull yourself together madge!!! Sort yourself out, addiction is draining on your family!

PurpleFar · 29/06/2023 19:05

saraclara · 29/06/2023 15:36

Shaking? About a celebrity that you don't know personally and who doesn't know you?

And? Excuse me for having a normal reaction to bad news. You don't know what she has done for me throughout my life. I wouldn't be here now if it wasn't for her.

Vintagecreamandcottagepie · 29/06/2023 20:09

It's a bit like Mochael Jackson isn't it?

An aged legend preparing for a tour they probably can't do.

Both drugged up to escape the pressure. Awful really (disclaimer- not comparing them in any other way)

MermaidEyes · 29/06/2023 21:15

Ah CDAN. Often manage to get some stuff right...

EachandEveryone · 29/06/2023 21:24

Anyone else cant stop thinking about Prince and how super fit he was? Until he wasnt. Its so sad and they are all from a similar era Whitney, Prince, GM and MJ whats going on they were also fabulous?

megletthesecond · 29/06/2023 21:33

They're surrounded by doctors who can prescribe them anything they want to get through.
Madonna doesn't seem at all healthy these days. She has her dancer training to fall back on but she doesn't look like an active 64yr old.

whynotwhatknot · 29/06/2023 23:59

well shes back at home now so not at deaths door

SkiingIsHeaven · 30/06/2023 00:14

I heard she said that it was Borderline, feels like I'm going to lose my mind

SD1978 · 30/06/2023 00:58

Already back at home- headlines seem a tad dramatic

Pearlsaminga · 01/07/2023 13:35

I think she's going too far off the rails 🙁

happyfoot · 01/07/2023 14:04

HoldOnMiGenna · 29/06/2023 15:25

All this " healthier than anybody I know" bollocks.
Most people are not zonked on opiates and people who have lead decades long so called pristine lifestyles do not end up as Madonna has done for the last few years.
She almost died. She is not "well", she is lucid. Nobody has said anything about her not still being in ICU.
Madonna has had extreme body issues for decades. She gave up the extreme exercise and compensated with extreme body surgery with bosoms up to her chin, her face going through five revolutions in as many years and an arse that has no relation to her thighs or hips.
I side eyed her tour announcement. How the hell can artist whose art doesn't depend on singing ability , but physicality get herself in any condition that would justify arena ticket prices? Especially as said artist is well out of physical condition mentally and physically and whose last tour, in better health showed many signs of behind the scenes " end of days" shenanigans?

Madonna changed when she changed her management. Hard headed people don't need "yes" people managing them , especially those of a "fan" more than contemporary disposition .

Secondly....social media with its instant validation , yet instant non filtered judgement was never the lace for a Legend Artiste of questionable talent, brittle ego, any attention seeking, liberal feminist, yet internally " not like the other women" misogynistic, youth seeking disposition to plant themselves.
The last Grammy's was the nail in the coffin. No rapture of applause on entering the stage, her online Kardashianesque clout chasing antics having stripped any notion of "out of the fray' legend status honouring mystery and sense of security in that status.
The same youth that she is chasing giving nary a fuck in these times of complete non deference and elder hating. How can that be , considering that it is Madonna that have birth to the surfeit of clout seeking and "drive" over talent , all fur coat and no knickers pop stars who show damn near everything but the clit and the gooch , but with more humour than Madge ever did?
Madonna now needs to cleave to get sturdy Midwestern roots and realise that she just hasn't got the constitution to be a junkie.
That empty hole within, she has to fill herself.

No, I'm not a fan, but she had an imprint on anybody GenX with access to a radio. I've never bought her personas or feminism. She has always needed male validation and has always had a weird relationship with Blackness and Black African American culture and Black and Latino male sexuality, straight and gay. Her main targets of artistic censure were Black and mixed race women Janet, Mariah and Whitney and she tried to paternalise Michael Jackson and Prince.

She's got four Black children to get to the age of majority. She needs to sort herself the fuck out and actually harness, truly any " don't give a fuck" about her that she has been faking and make it real.
If that means mother daughter rehab and a tour cancellation with long term therapy, so be it.

I always knew that Rocco made the right decision, no matter how much he loves his mother.

That schism should have been a BIG clue as to Madonna's mindframe / personality.

Funny how her p.r wasn't so vague in trying to other her then underage son in order to "reel him in", but is coy as to the seriousness of intubation, unconsciousness, "lifestyle choices" , when it comes to Madonna herself.

I agree. Yes, she used to be into heavily working out and being healthy but not in recent years at all. She is drinking and smoking and doing goodness knows what else (all shown on social media). Just because she used to be into fitness at some point doesnt mean she can now do whatever drugs she likes and be fine

Pearlsaminga · 01/07/2023 14:08

Will she end up with some sort of prosthetic organ like Michael Jackson?

Throwncrumbs · 01/07/2023 14:11

redhaire · 29/06/2023 08:05

newspapers this morning seem to be implying it might have been something else which left her unresponsive: comments quoting family members worried she's not been living a healthy lifestyle for
someone her age" amongst others

Cosmetic surgery balls up is my guess!

giraffetrousers · 01/07/2023 14:11

Bacterial infection my arse, she's on drugs. Anyone who saw her bizarre instagram videos where she looked barely coherent and barely functioning can see that, she's off her head most of the time

keyboardkat · 01/07/2023 14:12

Celebrities are just plastic icons. Then there's you and me. Clean living, plodding along, raising kids, working, paying bills, you know, the madonnas of the real world.

My guess is an overdose of something. Followed by a downer. Some of these people need psychological help more than another knife in their wrinkles.

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