Ridiculous things you've misheard

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I was surprised to hear "reptile problems can get in the way of your intimacy". Turns out it was "erectile".

And rather amusingly a supermarket advert focussing on big juicy cucumbers came on immediately after. 😂

Not sure if this fits, but I once told my friend I couldn’t go out on a Thursday because my partner goes out then and it’s “inviolate”. I meant that it could not be changed for any reason. She pictured him twitting about in a lavender two piece.