Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show
(brief interlude)
Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
(duster wins prize for starting the most inane and ignored ever thread...)
(I repeat, aahhh, booooozze...)