What is the benchmark for the worst film you’ve ever seen?

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Whenever you get a film that’s been rated poorly, what is the film you say “well it can’t be as bad as xxx”

Ours is Beaster Bunny. Not even my type of film. It’s one of dh’s million dollar movie craps. Except it was so bad he insisted I had to watch some of it, just so I can see how bad it was.

And it was baaaad. Like how on earth did this get released let alone even made bad.

You can't be serious. Keanu at his most breathtakingly beautiful.

That’s a beautiful film!

😮It's not that bad!!

Dogville - Lars, several hours of torturing a woman does not a movie make.
American Beauty - just yuck. What was up with all the glowing reviews?

yup. Awful.

Ryan Reynolds isn’t in Lalaland.

Ryan Gosling is.

out of Africa, so so boring and the grand Budapest Hotel, what a crock of sh..

I'm not even sure. It might have been Dance Flick, if it wasn't that then it was something along the same lines. I walked out about 15 minutes in.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, an hour or so of my life that’ll I never get back

Red Sparrow. The film that knocked Jennifer off her Oscar perch. I couldn't get past the Russian spy school for hookers vibe.

I walked out of watching
Miami Vice
New Jurassic Park

I was so disappointed with Dusk till dawn.
I thought it had such a good premise. George Clooney and Tarentino kidnapping a family to take drugs across Mexico. I was anticipating a gritty road movie and then when the vampires came out, I kept looking at my dh saying this is a dream sequence right?! I was so angry.

Two absolute stinkers starring Mark Wahlburg. The Happening (so bad it was comedic, still not sure if that was the point) and Max Payne.

Old -acting at the same skill level as the Hollyoaks cast.

Tenet -was really excited about it and was just pretentious nonsense. Actually made me angry for some reason!

Jaws -The Revenge. Hilarious and so bad. Particularly fond of the shark roaring.

Batman vs Superman. Not even saved by the beauty of Henry Cavill. So boring, I can't even remember what went on. I know I ended up on my phone.

Sex and the City 2 -feels like they couldn't be arsed. Lawrence of my labia 😱

Godzilla (the 90s one) where they drive into Godzillas mouth and drive out again (from height) unscathed. The whole cinema burst out laughing. So poor.

Probably loads more!

Waiting to Exhale. What a croc of shite.

The new Jurassic World film about giant grasshoppers

Those not keen on Lost in Translation probably never saw 365 Days

Existenz and AI. Both Dp's choices. Luckily I had his mate to laugh with at Existenz which got us through as DP enjoyed it! AI we both kept thinking would get better, plus we didn't have much money in those days so we weren't going to leave the cinema without watching the whole film. By the end we wished we had.

Don't look up

Lost in translation

And some weird film about crocodiles in a house flood trying to eat someone in the shower

Oh yes. I hate this film.

Bloody hell, not exactly high class movies. Did Pulp Fiction disappoint you too?

The Blair Witch Project - dh and I watched it, expecting it to be terrifying, after all the press coverage, but we just kept asking each other “when is this going to get scary?” It never did - it was baffling.

I am going to say I love bad movies and I have sat through and enjoyed all the sharknados, all the anacondas, all the lake placids. Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. Lets not forget the 8 or 9 Tremors movies, from Dusk till Dawn 2. 3 5, 7 and 9 headed shark

So if you are looking for a really shit film Its called Rubber.

Its about a murderous tyre.

A Zed & Two Noughts.

It was horrendous, just awful. The plot, the visuals, every aspect of it.

Just remembered another one - the 1998 version of The Avengers.

Sean Connery as an evil scientist… dressed in a teddy bear suit.

Bohemian Rhapsody

I think our worst was American Beauty.

Snakes on a plane