Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

My Mortifying Morning

36 replies

KatherineSwynford1403 · 16/06/2023 10:54

I woke in a panic. I'd been dreaming about sitting on the toilet having a wee. And I really had had a wee, in bed. I wanted to shoot myself. I had to strip the bed, throw the sheets in the wash, clean the mattress, chuck my PJs / Knickers in the wash with the sheets all before 6am.

Please tell me the day will get better.

OP posts:
bladebladebla1 · 16/06/2023 14:29

I've done this. Horrendous feeling. Then it's funny later so don't worry

Rapunzzel · 16/06/2023 14:34

Do all you other toilet dreamers have that 'this is exactly like one of my dreams' thought while you're midway through the quest?

I'm afraid so.

ABugWife · 16/06/2023 14:35

I thought the dreams are because you need the toilet and so you dream about needing a wee, rather than weeing because you dreamt it, if that makes any sense.

MidnightMeltdown · 16/06/2023 14:36

🤣 At least it was your bed OP. Imagine if you'd been staying at someone else's house!

Rapunzzel · 16/06/2023 14:43

I thought the dreams are because you need the toilet and so you dream about needing a wee, rather than weeing because you dreamt it, if that makes any sense

I agree. I only dream about needing the loo. Never actually finding a usable one.
Thank goodness.

WideFootWelly · 16/06/2023 15:15

Any chance you're pregnant?

Weird, but I remember this happened to my SIL before she knew she was pregnant. Didn't remember until it happened to me, when I was pregnant 😂

BellatrixLestrangesHeatedCurlers · 16/06/2023 16:15

I had a spate (like, three occasions ) in my late teens of dream about weeing and then in actuality pissing the bed. Fucking hideous!! I dream about needing a wee a lot and then waking just as I'm about to start merrily wazzing in the dream.

BMW6 · 16/06/2023 16:33

Yeah I've always had those dreams where my quest for a toilet is thwarted and wake up really needing to go. The subconscious mind is very clever!

KatherineSwynford1403 · 16/06/2023 16:55

WideFootWelly · 16/06/2023 15:15

Any chance you're pregnant?

Weird, but I remember this happened to my SIL before she knew she was pregnant. Didn't remember until it happened to me, when I was pregnant 😂

I hope not!

OP posts:
Bluebellsbells · 16/06/2023 16:57

I have a recurring dream that I need the toilet and every stall I open doesn't have one. I dread to think what will happen when I dream I do find a toilet!

DeadbeatYoda · 17/06/2023 21:43

Having nearly done that once ( but woken up before it was any more than a dribble) I now worry when I am on the loo first thing in the morning that I might be dreaming.

New posts on this thread. Refresh page