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My Mortifying Morning

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KatherineSwynford1403 · 16/06/2023 10:54

I woke in a panic. I'd been dreaming about sitting on the toilet having a wee. And I really had had a wee, in bed. I wanted to shoot myself. I had to strip the bed, throw the sheets in the wash, clean the mattress, chuck my PJs / Knickers in the wash with the sheets all before 6am.

Please tell me the day will get better.

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bladebladebla1 · 16/06/2023 14:29

I've done this. Horrendous feeling. Then it's funny later so don't worry

Rapunzzel · 16/06/2023 14:34

Do all you other toilet dreamers have that 'this is exactly like one of my dreams' thought while you're midway through the quest?

I'm afraid so.

ABugWife · 16/06/2023 14:35

I thought the dreams are because you need the toilet and so you dream about needing a wee, rather than weeing because you dreamt it, if that makes any sense.

MidnightMeltdown · 16/06/2023 14:36

🤣 At least it was your bed OP. Imagine if you'd been staying at someone else's house!

Rapunzzel · 16/06/2023 14:43

I thought the dreams are because you need the toilet and so you dream about needing a wee, rather than weeing because you dreamt it, if that makes any sense

I agree. I only dream about needing the loo. Never actually finding a usable one.
Thank goodness.

WideFootWelly · 16/06/2023 15:15

Any chance you're pregnant?

Weird, but I remember this happened to my SIL before she knew she was pregnant. Didn't remember until it happened to me, when I was pregnant 😂

BellatrixLestrangesHeatedCurlers · 16/06/2023 16:15

I had a spate (like, three occasions ) in my late teens of dream about weeing and then in actuality pissing the bed. Fucking hideous!! I dream about needing a wee a lot and then waking just as I'm about to start merrily wazzing in the dream.

BMW6 · 16/06/2023 16:33

Yeah I've always had those dreams where my quest for a toilet is thwarted and wake up really needing to go. The subconscious mind is very clever!

KatherineSwynford1403 · 16/06/2023 16:55

WideFootWelly · 16/06/2023 15:15

Any chance you're pregnant?

Weird, but I remember this happened to my SIL before she knew she was pregnant. Didn't remember until it happened to me, when I was pregnant 😂

I hope not!

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Bluebellsbells · 16/06/2023 16:57

I have a recurring dream that I need the toilet and every stall I open doesn't have one. I dread to think what will happen when I dream I do find a toilet!

DeadbeatYoda · 17/06/2023 21:43

Having nearly done that once ( but woken up before it was any more than a dribble) I now worry when I am on the loo first thing in the morning that I might be dreaming.

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