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List ONE thing you have and hope you'll never need to use

79 replies

listsandbudgets · 15/06/2023 10:19

Fire blanket

OP posts:
LookUpTonight · 15/06/2023 16:24

2bazookas

I like to plan ahead but that next level stuff. 😂

Simianwalk · 15/06/2023 16:25

A breast pump

Duckdown · 15/06/2023 16:26

Dd's buccal midazolam

AmyDudley · 15/06/2023 16:26

An exit plan to be used if I get diagnosed with dementia.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 15/06/2023 16:26

Baby CPR training neonatal gave us before premature DD was discharged last month. Hope I never have to use it.

NorthWestThree · 15/06/2023 17:06

Gun

KohlaParasaurus · 15/06/2023 17:51

theremaybetulipsahead · 15/06/2023 16:03

This has left me a little confused. Are the forceps for pessarie insertion?

I probably still could if I had to 😉

(Apologies, I failed to RTFQ and picked two items. The chest drain with expired rubber tubing would also be an honourable contender.)

DustyLee123 · 15/06/2023 17:51

My life insurance.

thatsn0tmyname · 15/06/2023 17:54

Pregnancy test (50 this year).

BatshitIsTheOnlyExplanation · 15/06/2023 17:54

The fire blanket in my kitchen

PuttingDownRoots · 15/06/2023 17:54

Bike helmets.

I hope none of us has a fall in which they are necessary, but we wear them anyway!

NeverTrustAPoliceman · 15/06/2023 17:57

Shoes with heels.

amylou8 · 15/06/2023 18:03

Bupa

jajajajaja · 15/06/2023 18:22

Defibrillator

listsandbudgets · 16/06/2023 11:15

@Tidsleytiddy I'm sorry you're needing chemo - I hope that it's successful and will soon be something you can just look back on Flowers

@erikbloodaxe Do I want to know why you've got a samuri sword - and exactly what you plan to do with it iwhen you decide you need it?

Whoever had cyanide... why??? Was this for yourself or another? I'm intrigued (and somewhat concerned)

We also have iodine which we also hope we'll never need.

I was wondering if anyone would mention nit lotion and but since no one has I will have a second go

OP posts:
Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 16/06/2023 11:18

Size 22 trousers. Bought in error, kept as a warning to greedy self.

Snailsaresweet · 16/06/2023 11:24

Quite a lot of pairs of size 20 trousers. Kept in a secret storage box, in case I lapse....

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 16/06/2023 11:32

Tick tweezers

Phoebo · 16/06/2023 11:53

Pregnancy test

Phoebo · 16/06/2023 11:54

Dramakwene · 15/06/2023 10:52

Iron

🤣
Haven't used mine for about 5 years!

Tidsleytiddy · 16/06/2023 12:27

listsandbudgets · 16/06/2023 11:15

@Tidsleytiddy I'm sorry you're needing chemo - I hope that it's successful and will soon be something you can just look back on Flowers

@erikbloodaxe Do I want to know why you've got a samuri sword - and exactly what you plan to do with it iwhen you decide you need it?

Whoever had cyanide... why??? Was this for yourself or another? I'm intrigued (and somewhat concerned)

We also have iodine which we also hope we'll never need.

I was wondering if anyone would mention nit lotion and but since no one has I will have a second go

I’m not needing chemo thank heavens! I misread the title of the thread and posted that chemotherapy was something I hope I’ll never have to use. I’m sorry for the confusion. Xx

BlackeyedSusan · 16/06/2023 12:34

listsandbudgets · 15/06/2023 10:19

Fire blanket

Me too. Was the first thing I thought of before opening the thread.

SauceForTheGoose · 16/06/2023 12:35

stbrandonsboat · 15/06/2023 10:26

Cyanide

@stbrandonsboat

Where might one get hold of that?

JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue · 16/06/2023 12:44

As I had just opened my annual pension statement, the 'death in service' benefit would be my answer

ODFODeary · 16/06/2023 14:10

smoke alarm