Indirect brushes with celebrity

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Channing Tatum was in my neighbour’s garden yesterday.

I met a Lord of the Rings star. I was (for a strange but true reason- it had been confiscated from a child) holding a bow and arrow at the time. The star was officially visiting the place I was at with the kids.
So obviously went away thinking I was so star struck and elf obsessed, I'd got myself a fucking toy bow and arrow to impress him.

I bumped into Owen Wilson whilst shopping on Holiday (in Asia).

Didn't approach him as he was clearly on holiday too - and i'm guessing he wasn't famous too much in Asia as no one particularly bothered him, so didn't want to ruin his day by asking for a photo lol.

Went to an Iggy pop concert and David Bowie was apparently standing right near to where we were.

I got into a lift, some bloke got out on the next floor and someone else said "ohhhh that was Max Beesley." I had no idea.

Apparently I’ve been adjacent to several famous footballers in a hotel - I’m not at all sporty and to me, they were just another customer.

Sitting in Wagamama on Southbank and a bunch of guys walked in all kitted out. I sniggered to my friend and said check out the wannabe boy band. She said... "birdbrained they're not wannabes that's Take That"...