Tom Hanks took me on a tour of America ...

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... and while I was there Donald Trump gave me a cheque for $100,000, in acknowledgement of the fact that I was his daughter.

What crazy dreams did you all have last night?

I had a dream two nights ago that I had just become Prince Harry’s second wife (as in he was in a relationship with Meghan and myself)!
We were attending a royal event in a church, and I suddenly had to learn to curtesy when the late Queen walked past. We then had to go on a procession around the church, chatting to the congregation. I was trying to master walking in three inch heels, whilst being aware the press would be watching my every move as ‘the new wife’ 😁.
I could tell you about so many weird dreams I have, but I won’t bore you. It’s no wonder I often wake up shattered 😴!

Not last night but about a week ago I dreamt I'd done something bad (no idea what it was) so my Mum and Dad took me to Turkey as a punishment where I was groped by a Turkish vicar whilst walking up some stairs to go into a different room. There was another guy there as well. They left the room had I to escape out of a window. Then I spent the rest of that dream trying to hitch hike my way out of Turkey in the dark so I wouldn't be captured again. No idea what even possessed that dream cos I've never even been to Turkey before.

My weirdest one was where I had a dream I was deeply in love with David Tennant. The next day I was on MN and somebody else had had the same stream about him!

Last night I dreamt that I covertly placed an orange crystal football whistle on a shelf of crystal ornaments in David Tennant's house. I have absolutely no idea what the dream means (I was not watching DT before I went to sleep)

Spooky that I was writing my DT dream at the same time as you. But I wasn't in love with him. Just hiding an ornament.

A plane flew over, really low & everyone was pointing & saying British Airways. It started to fly erratically & my friend & I ran to her house where she shut all the blinds & we heard the plane crash. To distract the dc she told them we were all going to live together & I really didn't want to! She kept checking the news on her phone & saying "Oh my God!" I went upstairs & looked out of the window into the distance where a plume of smoke was appearing on the horizon.

It was so weird, realistic but not. This is what happens if I fall asleep again at around 6am!

I was kept prisoner in a converted bus to breastfeed ten babies. Woke up with dh lying on my tit

That’s so strange! What is it about DT? 😂

I once dreamt about having an affair with gregg Wallace and I was terrified if it coming out because I'm a teacher and would lose my job for not upholding professional standards!

Last night I dreamt I was at my new school (I start in sept) but my new head teacher came to chat to me and was drinking red wine at 10am! I was panicking thinking I need to report him but also thinking "but it's my first day" then I was on the bar walls in york and they started collapsing around me!

I can’t remember anything about it other than it involved baked beans!

Loving the orange crystal football whistle. And the Jungian David Tennant synchronicity <Twilight Zone music>