…because it’s my birthday….and when I arrived home after taking youngest dc camping for a night with their mates & parents (I HATE camping) I got home to find DH had invited other friends round but not catered or bought food..so in 75 mins (we live rurally) I went shopping, got food prepped & cooking, tidied, laid table etc etc AND then I had the audacity to chat to my other kids rather than stack the dishwasher. I am apparently a piss taking horror. Sorry. Just putting this down so I can remind myself tomorrow that actually, I’m not the twat.