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xmas jokes to get us in the spirit.....

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jingleballs · 10/12/2004 10:40

girls I just gotta share this joke.....

He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare. His forhead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her hers and there. He touched her neck and then felt her brest and drooling felt her thigh. The slip was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide.... he looked inside, all was dark and murkey. He rubbed his hands and streched his arms.... and then he stuffed the turkey!..

May I be the first to wish all ur dirty little minds a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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