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GeekBoy · 19/02/2008 11:51

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
one Half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his Wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
Down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were
thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table And
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People
closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
Meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used
to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping
his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the
little Old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What
is it you Are waiting for?'

She answered????..

........................................'THE TEETH.'

OP posts:

sparkybabe · 19/02/2008 13:28




Milliways · 19/02/2008 13:29


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