What's your really pointless superpower?

[Qbish]

I can tell who has a lisp just from a photograph.

I have never found the perfect moment to deploy this superpower. I need to be in a seventies Jessica Fletcher-type show, obvs.

I can always fit all the shopping into the fridge and freezer

It's easier nowadays...

I have perfect pitch

I can remember phone numbers pretty much immediately

I can soft-boil an egg to perfection just by instinct.

I'm nearly always able to tell when a marriage/relationship won't last. Even from a photo! It freaks my sister out.

I'm really good at catching my pockets on door handles. Doubly good if I'm in a bad mood.

I can also reliably track down the area in which the cat has most likely been sick.