What's brown and sticky?

[skyatnight]

A stick.

How old is that joke?

Still it's a classic

Oh, that's made me all nostalgic

That was my sister's favourite joke when we were teenagers, along with:-

What's green and hard?

A frog with a flick-knife

what's white and silly?

a windowsill

i used to tell that joke over and over to my sister and she hated me for it but it is quite funny

i always liked this one...
what do you call a bovine you cant see??

invisi-BULL ...DH thinks im a bit sad
xx ei xx

Yes, keep 'em coming. The older the better!

Some new ones for me here, chuckle! The brown and sticky one just pops into my head when I am faced with an atomic-strength nappy from dd, sweetcorn included.

i also drove everyone mad with this one...
why did the elephant paint his feet yellow??

so he could hide upside-down in the custard...
have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside-down in the custard??...no?? well it works then!!

whats pink and fluffy??

pink fluff
xx ei xx

I love the definitions they have on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, like "slippery - like a slipper" (best said by Ross Noble in his lovely North East accent)

Oh Little, thank you for that, I have instantly saved it

What's green and goes camping? A Brusssel Scout!