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Embarrassing fanny farts

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Ohthejoyous · 13/03/2023 19:14

NCed for this one. I'm 44 and in a senior corporate role.

For the last year I've been struggling with really loud embarrassing fanny farts. They usually happen when I've been sitting for a while and I can't stop them.

It's awful because I'm walking off to get a cuppa or go into a meeting and a loud fanny fart will come out, obviously the men assume it's a normal fart.

Weirdly it never happens at home.

Oh the joys of being a woman! Does anyone else have this problem and what helped?!!

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Ohthejoyous · 13/03/2023 20:12

Riapia · 13/03/2023 19:54

@tinselandjoy thanks,I almost got drawn into this almost unbelievable story.

Why is it unbelievable that a middle aged woman is having gynae problems. I'm also going through peri menopause but maybe that's hilarious too! 😡

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Ohthejoyous · 13/03/2023 20:13

Twintrouble1234 · 13/03/2023 20:09

Well I for one am glad u posted this OP - following with interest as I have the same intermittent problem. Mostly wfh but dread it happening when I'm in the office as kid myself that no one would be able to hear but in reality they probably would!

Thanks, have you been checked out??

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Twintrouble1234 · 13/03/2023 20:18

@Ohthejoyous no, I've read about issues similar to the one a previous poster refers to but I just can't bring myself to make the appointment. Am not easily embarrassed but I am about this (not being helped by others thinking its a joke!)

Ohthejoyous · 13/03/2023 20:27

Twintrouble1234 · 13/03/2023 20:18

@Ohthejoyous no, I've read about issues similar to the one a previous poster refers to but I just can't bring myself to make the appointment. Am not easily embarrassed but I am about this (not being helped by others thinking its a joke!)

Yes quite!!

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Hoppinggreen · 13/03/2023 20:29

Sugarfish · 13/03/2023 20:09

THONGS not things

Thread sounds familiar- a similar one was deleted earlier today but it involved a thong as well

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