Misheard lyrics....

[Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair]

Well I was born in the late 80's and I've only just realised the song lyric isnt;

"She's got better days aside"
Its she's got "Bette Davies eyes"

FFS.

@Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair thanks for starting this thread it's really made me laugh.

I wanted to share this incase anyone hasn't seen it

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😂 it's so funny it deserved to be posted twice.

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