Misheard lyrics....

[Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair]

Well I was born in the late 80's and I've only just realised the song lyric isnt;

"She's got better days aside"
Its she's got "Bette Davies eyes"

FFS.

I only realised that it's "We're going to Ibiza" and not "We're going to eat pizza".

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche
Another runner in the night

My 60yo last week was happily singing along with Coi Leray.

Happily singing 'Girls as big as toast! Girls as big as toast!' that is. 😂

I'd never heard the song before but even I knew it was wrong!

For anyone who hasn't heard the song, the correct lyric is 'Girls are players too!'

60yo partner!

Valerie
I misheard 'I missed you ginger hair' as 'I missed your chin 'n' hair' and assumed Valerie had a hairy chin

Redemption Song - Bob Marley

I thought it was
‘Oh pirates yes they rabbi’
it’s
‘old pirates yes they rob I’
😁

My Dsis as a kid thought red red wine was wig wig wam

Just choked on my dinner 😂😂😂😂

This is my main one! But with slightly different words:
"Wrapped up like a dusion of a roller in the night"
Don't know what the hell I even thought dusion meant. But still sing it now.

And of course:
"Ona Ona Onomatopoeia" in Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy by Kid Creole and the Coconuts:
Not even sure what the real words are.

He's got his trombolese is actually he's got his strong beliefs. My 90s clubbing days were shattered when I found out.

One from my (then) 7 year old who used to request the 'orange spider song' in the car: 'I've got my spider, got my orange crush'

Instead of the real lyric : 'I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.'

(REM)

For a long time, thinking that Shania Twain was singing ‘cum in my hair, do it again’, (how does that make you feel like woman?) rather than ‘colour my hair, do it again’.

'I wanted an enema, I want you to remember'
Who sings about enemas? I thought, then I heard this song in a film called 'Men in Black'.

Craig David 7 days
Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday, I even made her laugh on Wednesday... and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, we chilled on Sunday..

I love that I thought he was making her laugh!

What are the actual words, as this is what I sing to this song!!

My dd used to think that Lady Gaga’s song Paparazzi, where it goes “Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa razi” was “baa baa baa baa black sheep” she was only 5 or 6 at the time! 😂😂

Madonna La Isla Bonita ‘Last night, I dreamt of some bagels’

This is a genuine one of mine. Rihanna Don’t stop the music. I didn’t know the title, kept hearing on the radio and to me it said ‘Hazels got the music’ . Who on Earth Hazel was and why she was being sung about by Rihanna was confusing to me!

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody

Spare him his life and his pork sausages

(spare him his life from this monstrosity)

My version of craig mclachlan ‘Mona’
”Heeeeey mona
ooooooooh mona
tell you mona what I wanna do
build a house on top of you “

Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Love Song.

my mum thought John Lydon was singing “you can lick my arsehole”

I'm free, free falling = 'free flooring'.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening/
In the lane, no one's listening = 'snow is glistening'...

Madonna- Like a prayer

I always thought she was singing "level crossing" it's "let the choir sing" 🤣🤦‍♀️

I have 2.

Taylor Swift suggesting to get dressed up as a hamster - apparently it is hipster but I still hear hamsters.

Not3s I thought he was saying my llama but my lover makes much more sense.

I totally thought the same. I don't even no what a trombolese is

Here comes the hot stepper, I thought they were saying here come the hot stepper, turn her up. I didn't realise they actually say here comes the hot stepper, murdered until the song was on an advert and I had the subtitles on and saw what the words actually were