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Obvious things that suddenly registered to you.

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Soubriquet · 28/01/2023 18:43

I like watching things like NCIS.

Over the years, I’ve heard the phrase watch your six and just let it fly over my head expecting not to understand it.

Literally the other day, it suddenly occurred to me…it means watch your back!!

Of course it does!

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Pocketfullofdogtreats · 29/01/2023 11:27

I have one - do you know why money spiders were considered lucky? People thought that if you put them in your pocket, they actually spun money! (Notes, not coins!)
I got that from a book of stories called the Ingoldsby Legends, which would've been very well known at one time (late 1800s/early 1900s maybe).

larchforest · 29/01/2023 11:28

WashAsDelicates · 28/01/2023 20:36

Currants. I thought they were a weird form of raisin, maybe made from smaller, poorer quality grapes. Didn't occur to me until I was in my 40s that they were...currants. Dried currants. Currants just like the ones my dm grew in the garden, which I had been picking and eating pretty much all my life.

Still think they taste weird and nasty.

Currants, raisins and sultanas are all dried grapes, they are just made from different varieties of grape.

pollyni · 29/01/2023 11:29

Mogwais

For me it was discovering the other day that pedestrian crossings have a secret cone underneath the red/green man display for blind people to touch, so when green man comes on in turns ao they know its safe to cross,. Always thought the blind just had to hope for the best when crossing !

Where?
The display is about 12 feet off the ground. I thought the 'beep beep beep' was for blind people.

ilovesushi · 29/01/2023 11:29

I was trying to work it out and thought maybe it was rhyming slang - watch your sixpack for back.

DogInATent · 29/01/2023 11:30

Crumpetdisappointment · 29/01/2023 10:57

yes , sadly only discovered in the last 20 years that cows need to have calfs in order to have, so the calves are taken away Sad and we get the milk and the cheese and whatnot

And because we demonised veal in the UK there's an imbalance between milk demand and calf supply. Veal is a lovely meat, but very hard to get hold of in the UK. Drinking milk and not eating meat (and specifically not eating veal) can never be an ethical choice.

Tidsleytiddy · 29/01/2023 11:30

ilovesushi · 29/01/2023 11:29

I was trying to work it out and thought maybe it was rhyming slang - watch your sixpack for back.

Me too

Lizzy1980 · 29/01/2023 11:32

FlipFlopBattle · 28/01/2023 23:37

Worked for the UK branch of a US company. One summer, told many customers that I'd be on holiday for the next fortnight, but cc'd my American boss to answer any urgent queries.

It wasn't until I got back and saw that a number of "urgent" queries were along the lines of:

Customer: What is a fortnight??
My boss: It's British speak for two weeks...

that I discovered the term just isn't used in the US... I'd worked there about 8 years by then, and had probably used it frequently, given that my job involved scheduling stuff, so can only assume some people had had no idea when their projects were due to complete...

Off topic a bit but I recently found out that the day after tomorrow is called ‘overmorrow’

DogInATent · 29/01/2023 11:33

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 29/01/2023 11:01

Places being north of other places - I got most cross with the usually excellent Elly Griffiths when in a recent book Ruth refers to her brother never having been north of Birmingham when she has spent the previous week showing him round north Norfolk.

Her geography isn't the best. Having a main character nip over to Gt Yarmouth from King's Lynn for an evening event completely ignores the time it would take in a county with no motorways and very little dual carriageway.

(plus her wholesale reinventing of King's Lynn and ignoring the actual university centre, police station, museum, etc. in favour of making up new organisations/buildings on a whim)

kagerou · 29/01/2023 11:36

CrystalCoco · 28/01/2023 21:28

That cats and dogs have belly buttons - unless you're hatched out of an egg, you've got a belly button...(might not be visible due to fur, and maybe not a deep button like a human, but umbilical = belly button

On sphynx cats you can see them.

Ashamed to admit that after years of working in animal rescue and being around cats literally my whole life, I nearly took my first rescue sphynx to the vet because I thought he might have skin cancer (their belly buttons just look like a weird slightly raised lump)

After learning this I confirmed you can also see the belly buttons on Chinese crested and Xolo dogs 🐕

FabbyDab · 29/01/2023 11:36

You know the expression "watch this space?"

As in "new company plans big things for the future, watch this space..."?

I first came across it in a magazine and proceeded to focus my eyes very intently at the end of the sentence. I thought an optical illusion or something would pop up and reveal more, but no!

Stickykidney · 29/01/2023 11:37

Loving this thread
My one was the name Margaret.... To Pearl. That's a leap for my wee brain.
Also Sean for John but that one makes sense when I found out the Irish route(I think) but Ian for John still confuses me.

Tidsleytiddy · 29/01/2023 11:39

Lizzy1980 · 29/01/2023 09:17

So glad it’s not just me that thought that 😂

Well I’ll be buggered. I’m over 60 and have always thought it’s about knights and not nights.

Tidsleytiddy · 29/01/2023 11:40

Ffsmakeitstop · 29/01/2023 09:26

There's a thread running about "toys for the bedroom" atm and for a week I was puzzling why kids need different toys for the bedroom. The penny finally dropped on Friday. I'm 65 for god's sake.

Snap

SaguaroBlossom · 29/01/2023 11:41

I also can’t understand the buses staying upright - and what about huge cruise ships?!

StrapOnYourHeroHair · 29/01/2023 11:41

Kernackered · 29/01/2023 11:21

I always read it as shit the bed ex husband

Oh my god! Me too! Which makes no sense but I still briefly think it when I see it! 😂

FlipFlopBattle · 29/01/2023 11:42

Only realised in my 20s that it is impossible to create an accurate world map!

Something will always get distorted, as you are trying to represent a 3D sphere on a flat piece of paper.

The conventional world map has its roots in seafaring navigation, so the oceans are fairly accurate but land mass is distorted - notably Africa appearing much smaller than it actually is. Maps that represent land more accurately have distorted oceans.

Also, any country/continent could be shown at the centre of the map. The convention is to centre on the UK (Greenwich having been chosen as longitude zero for historical reasons) and everywhere else is measured in terms of degrees east or west of this, but this line could have been set anywhere, as it's a man-made concept to help navigation/timekeeping.

A Japanese architect created this world map in 1999, and it's acknowledged as the most accurate divised so far, but it doesn't appear to have caught on!

Obvious things that suddenly registered to you.
Family121 · 29/01/2023 11:45

LuluBlakey1 · 28/01/2023 20:50

I don't understand the expression 'Just giving you a heads up'. Can anyone explain it?

giving you advance notice

DodoApplet · 29/01/2023 11:45

My father used to take parties of school kids on trips to the continent many years ago. He told me once that each time he was sorting out the paperwork beforehand, the name of the cross-channel ferry company left him vaguely wondering what seal ink was.

He'd kind-of always assumed it was something produced naturally by seals and exploited for commercial purposes, although he'd never heard of it being used for filling pens with - but even so, why on earth would anyone name a ferry company after the stuff?

The penny only dropped shortly after he retired.

zingally · 29/01/2023 11:46

I've never heard that phrase before either.

Sunset6 · 29/01/2023 11:47

It only recently occurred to me that the name of the band The Beatles was a pun on the word beat. I previously just thought it was an alternative spelling of beetle

elliesmummy19 · 29/01/2023 11:48

EricNorthmanYesPlease · 28/01/2023 21:17

They use kindle type screens. So they look like printed prices. i only realised because one was flashing as i was stood at the till!
When you look closer, you can see the pixels and theres nowhere to insert a price label! Mind blown

Shut. Up!

My mind is BLOWN. What!

MasterBeth · 29/01/2023 11:48

DadDadDad · 29/01/2023 10:36

Does everyone know that Edinburgh is further west than Cardiff? (It's very close).

No, but has anyone laboured under the assumption that it isn't?

Cocochat · 29/01/2023 11:48

Leah2005 · 28/01/2023 23:15

My DH favourite one is that the letter W is pronounced double you because it is two U's stuck together. He realised when learning the alphabet in Spanish where it is pronounced ouble double

In french it's pronounced double vay, so double v not u.

Ireallycantthinkofagoodone · 29/01/2023 11:48

When hearing about scores on sport round-up type programs, I thought “so and so won 3-1 on aggregate” meant the playing surface was made up from that crushed up brick stuff. I wondered why as I had only ever seen grass pitches……

DogInATent · 29/01/2023 11:50

SaguaroBlossom · 29/01/2023 11:41

I also can’t understand the buses staying upright - and what about huge cruise ships?!

Like weebles, all the mass is at the bottom. In the case of buses and boats that's the engines, etc.

(I may be showing my age with this answer, waiting for the "What's a weeble?" comment)

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