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Obvious things that suddenly registered to you.

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Soubriquet · 28/01/2023 18:43

I like watching things like NCIS.

Over the years, I’ve heard the phrase watch your six and just let it fly over my head expecting not to understand it.

Literally the other day, it suddenly occurred to me…it means watch your back!!

Of course it does!

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blankittyblank · 29/01/2023 11:00

This reminds me of a post I saw on FB, where this guys Mum thought Mangetout is pronounced Man Get Out.

So brilliant!

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 29/01/2023 11:01

Places being north of other places - I got most cross with the usually excellent Elly Griffiths when in a recent book Ruth refers to her brother never having been north of Birmingham when she has spent the previous week showing him round north Norfolk.

ItsCalledAConversation · 29/01/2023 11:02

Benjispruce4 · 29/01/2023 10:55

www.twinkl.co.uk/teaching-wiki/square-number

Already posted this upthread.

Just learned more in reading that one page than I feel like I did in the whole of my school education.

TheWomanTheyCallJayne · 29/01/2023 11:03

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 29/01/2023 11:01

Places being north of other places - I got most cross with the usually excellent Elly Griffiths when in a recent book Ruth refers to her brother never having been north of Birmingham when she has spent the previous week showing him round north Norfolk.

Yes. As someone who is in Norfolk people always think we’re far further south than the midlands.

TheShellBeach · 29/01/2023 11:03

One thing which has never registered with me is why planes stay up in the air.
I will never understand.
DH (and many others) have explained countless times but it just doesn't sink in.

Tidsleytiddy · 29/01/2023 11:03

Hillrunning · 28/01/2023 22:09

Husband and I learnt this the hard way when we took our first cat to the vet, scrabbled around in his fur for 5 mins to find the 'concerning patch' only to the the vet look at us pityingly and say 'it is his belly button' still had to pay the £25 fee!

Hilarious 😂😂😂

SerafinasGoose · 29/01/2023 11:04

Soubriquet · 28/01/2023 20:47

What?!

No!!

Are you sure?

But it has to be! Otherwise the rude version won't work ...

But on the point of the thread: it's a one trek pony. Ponies don't perform tricks!

WandaWonder · 29/01/2023 11:06

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 29/01/2023 11:01

Places being north of other places - I got most cross with the usually excellent Elly Griffiths when in a recent book Ruth refers to her brother never having been north of Birmingham when she has spent the previous week showing him round north Norfolk.

I love her books

Sepereate to that I do find some odd references to London

Made up example but talking about Brighton and London, someone in books lives in Brighton and goes down to London,

CarrieMoonbeams · 29/01/2023 11:07

Many years ago, we were getting work done in our house by a father and son team. The father (about the same age as my dad at the time, probably mid-late 50s) was looking at our chickens and said "So, have you ever cracked open an egg and found a chicklet?" (Chicklet? What the hell?! 🤣)

I said no, we don't have a cockerel. He looked really puzzled and said "what's that got to do with it?" while his son fell about laughing.
🐔🐓🐣

StrapOnYourHeroHair · 29/01/2023 11:08

People really should mind their own business about other people's names, particularly when they're WRONG.

Oh behave. What a ridiculous post.

CarrieMoonbeams · 29/01/2023 11:10

Oh, I forgot to say, on the subject of clay pigeon shooting, I was surprised that it wasn't pigeon shaped 😞

Run4it2 · 29/01/2023 11:11

I'm another one who was gobsmacked to find the Elgin marbles weren't round. Husband nearly wet himself laughing. Also thought Penelope was pronounced pen-elope and Persephone was percy-phone ...

TheShellBeach · 29/01/2023 11:11

WandaWonder · 29/01/2023 11:06

I love her books

Sepereate to that I do find some odd references to London

Made up example but talking about Brighton and London, someone in books lives in Brighton and goes down to London,

It is correct to say "Up to London", even if London is south of wherever you start from. This is to do with British Rail.

WeWereInParis · 29/01/2023 11:12

blankittyblank · 29/01/2023 11:00

This reminds me of a post I saw on FB, where this guys Mum thought Mangetout is pronounced Man Get Out.

So brilliant!

When I was a child I thought it was Manga-toot

pigsinoodies · 29/01/2023 11:13

SerafinasGoose · 29/01/2023 11:04

But it has to be! Otherwise the rude version won't work ...

But on the point of the thread: it's a one trek pony. Ponies don't perform tricks!

No, it is 'one-trick pony'. It's some sort of a reference to circus ponies.

WeWereInParis · 29/01/2023 11:15

But on the point of the thread: it's a one trek pony. Ponies don't perform tricks!

It's definitely trick. From circus ponies, a pony who can only do one trick makes sense with the analogy of someone who only has one skill. One trek pony doesn't make sense.

ColdCycle · 29/01/2023 11:15

Still on the This little piggy went to market....
The one who went "wee wee wee all the way home" is making baby pig noises (skwee) rather than wetting themselves.

sashh · 29/01/2023 11:16

pristinesurfacesGBTD · 29/01/2023 08:57

I don't understand any of this🙄 can you please give an example?

Square number - I've given one explanation but another is that square numbers have a square root that is an integer ie a whole number.

So 4 is a square number because it has the square root 2.
9 is a square number because it has the square root 3.

If you get some oxo cubes out then you can make squares with them, put 4 together in a square.

Then if you put another 4 on top you have a cube made with 8 cubes so the cube has cube root of 2.

If you look on a calculator the square root symbol has a 2 on it.

Or put it another way if you multiply a whole number by itself you are 'squaring' that number and creating a squared number.

Crumpetdisappointment · 29/01/2023 11:17

i knew about king wenceslas as i went to a C of E school and did nativities and had to sing from a hymn book
did no one else ever sing from a hymn book?

WanderingH · 29/01/2023 11:19

DysmalRadius · 28/01/2023 23:10

Similar to Barold, I thought that Gus was short for Gustopher until I was in my 20s.

I dated a guy called Ross very briefly when I was 17 and he told me it was short for Rosstopher.

TheShellBeach · 29/01/2023 11:19

Definitely One Trick Pony.

Kernackered · 29/01/2023 11:21

Mirabai · 28/01/2023 22:15

Initially I thought STBXH was shoot the bastard ex husband.

I always read it as shit the bed ex husband

SerafinasGoose · 29/01/2023 11:21

I'm wrong!

Always open to a learning curve 😀

pazwaz70 · 29/01/2023 11:21

Mañanarama · 29/01/2023 01:32

I was pretty shocked when I saw the Elgin Marbles and they weren’t round.

Same here,I didn't realise they were actually sculptures!

LipsSoScarlet · 29/01/2023 11:23

With clay pigeon shooting, I used to think a clay pigeon was a type of pigeon and people were shooting actual birds. I was really angry at my school for offering it as an option on a residential trip somewhere as I didn’t want to kill anything.

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