If you could invent something..........

[Rainbow1901]

................... what would it be?

That any driver who has been banned from driving is made to wear a tag (that if they got in the drivers seat to break the law again) would not allow the car engine to start.

When the grass needs cutting that it would automatically mow itself.

Unbreakable dog bowl.

Like a metal one?!

A money printing machine to keep under the floor boards

A machine that translates the dog's bark (and cat's meow) into English so you can actually understand them. Oh, and vice-versa too.

Something that allows you to release an industrial-sized fart out of your car, into the air vents of a car that's driving too close behind you when you are on the motorway.

A vacuum system on the floor. Tiny little flaps that open and suck any crumbs around. It would have a dust detection system so anything that touches the ground e.g. crumbs, mud, hair, fur would get immediately removed. I hoover twice a day. I hate it

I'd 'invent' a massive range of easy clean household items. All smooth lines with no ridges or nooks and crannies.

A kitchen radio that has traffic alerts like a car radio. I don't want to know that there is a massive accident on my way to work on my way. I'd much rather know before I left. I'm sure this must exist already.

I read contraception that fits around Henry hoover 🤣🤣🤣

like a wrist watch or a remote like in the tv show sliders , and You could time jump between different points in time, or and parallel universes

Or drunk. Our Henry is always bastard drunk and falls over at the slightest inconvenience

Something that gives dogs an electric shock when their owners take them onto a no dogs allowed beach

Why punish the dogs?

Haven't RTFT but mine is kind of similar to OP but an inbuilt breathalyser. Driver needs to be under the drink drive limit to start the car

Non-Euclidean storage cupboards

I'd like to produce a total sun block that came in the form of a shower body wash or bubble bath

Bath children .. make sure it covered every bit of their skin
Then shower myself .. no missed bits, maybe just factor 15 for me 🤭

An electric double/triple buggy. I'd get out with the kids SO much more.

From the Fifth Element - The instant nail polish and eye make up machines. And whatever it was she used to make the microwave sprinkles turn into a beautiful roast chicken in seconds.

Because the owners wouldn’t mind the electric shock , but wouldn’t want the dogs to be hurt

A house robot that does all the cleaning whilst you’re out at work.

Revolting but…
…a self-emptying tissue for when your nose is really runny and you blow it and you have millions of damp tissues to find a bin for. Using a webbed glove hankie and some kind of mini vacuum tube up the sleeve, maybe.

Those rubbery floor skirting board things that extend from the floor up the wall like in hospitals but in nice designs and colours. Be perfect for cleaning with dogs

Already done!

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Tell Harold!

Nail clippers that stop the clippings flying off like missiles. Especially for toddler nails where I have to be quick to get all 10.