@StarDolphins
I have friends who accidentally mix metaphors. It sets me on edge.
Also have a friend who recently found out that the word 'available' wasn't spelled 'avaidable'. She's been saying and spelling avaidable for more than 50 years. What a revelation.
My most embarrassing moment with DH was when he asked a doctor about my 'woomd' before I had a hysterectomy. The doctor looked confused - he didn't know whether he'd said womb or wound. H has always pronounced womb with a 'd' sound on the end. I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.
Don't get me started on the prostate/prostrate pronunciation - he gets that mixed up as well.