Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
1st kipper : 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper : 'It's OK, I've been cured'
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate !
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!