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The meaning of the word......

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TumbleflumpDancingBum · 02/12/2004 10:48

Gravity : Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance : 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock : A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke : A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera : Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice : A pigment of the imagination.

Normal : A setting on a washing machine.

Health : The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty : Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy : A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep : That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic : Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.

Witlag : The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier : Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

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wobblystarryknicks · 02/12/2004 10:49


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