Gravity : Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Gross ignorance : 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Clock : A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Karaoke : A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
Opera : Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Racial prejudice : A pigment of the imagination.
Normal : A setting on a washing machine.
Health : The slowest possible rate of dying.
Poverty : Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Boy : A noise with dirt on it.
Sleep : That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Cynic : Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.
Witlag : The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
Skier : Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.