Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

[WalkingOnTheCracks]

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

Simon Cowell

Simon Farnaby

Jacob Rees-Mogg

🤣

Reported for trolling!

(Not really, but you can't be serious?!! 🤣)

Noel Fielding 😘

David Cameron

(I feel so bad about it, LOL)

Here are my Shameful Three:

Tim Curry, but only as Frank-N-Furter
Peter Capaldi, but only as Malcolm Tucker
Charlie Chaplin, but only as a young man

Another one for Ed Balls. He always seems to have that naughty twinkle in his eye <fans self>

And Bradley Walsh, definitely.

I'm also rather fond of Matt Tebutt off Saturday Kitchen....

@Ohgodohgod but Roger is fit, no shame there 😅

Not sure he qualifies as a celebrity as such but Wilfred from The Traitors.

Yeah but it turns out she commented on the wrong thread and actually "hates the awful man"

But I'm with you on this. He's fit.

I knew there'd be loads of mentions of Adam Driver. A man so 'not hot' that he's the face of an aftershave campaign. Cos ugly men always get those gigs!

And Stanley Tucci is conventionally handsome I would say.

The fanciers of David Cameron and Mogg though, whew you've certainly understood the assignment.

You're committed to fancying him now I'm afraid. No going back.

@StrychnineInTheSandwiches fair play, i got it wrong, i now have to declare my undying love 4 david ❤ #onlygodcanjudgeme 😅

Tim Curry, but only as Frank-N-Furter

Sex on legs! Everyone can fancy him like that: male, female, straight, gay, whatever else!

I can see the appeal of Ed Balls.

Alan Rickman
Eamonn Holmes
Jonny Lee Miller

Nooooo! That’ll teach me for being mean about popular tennis champs on the internet! 😂

Elon Musk

Jonny Lee Miller is beautiful and also a really good actor. Legitimately foxy with broad appeal. He does not belong here!

@Ohgodohgod I get what you mean but he has a dark aura 👻Not my cuppa, similar to Theo Jones, eh

Obviously, David Cameron has a wonderful aura and can do no wrong, also he loves animals, what a lovely man 🐷

Used to be Lawrence Fox when he was in Lewis - then I I realised he was a t**t

I would acknowledge that he’s facially handsome and has the body of the very fit sportsman he is. I just don’t like him because he seems really smug and a bit cold. But that’s my prejudice! I’m sure his wife loves him very much and I wish him no ill.

The pig indicates a joke here but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I felt warmly towards him when he cuddled that lamb. Then and only then.