Just wanted to remind you about this eBay listing

[PumpkinSpiceLatay]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HpUXcKnJSKe&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=SnBzSFXuQpe&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I can’t take the glory for finding it, it’s a Mumsnet classic.

enjoy!

How freaking much? 🤣🤣🤣 Is this the seasonal cracker joke 🤣 I wouldn't have it given

WTF is 'gentlemans relish'?! (mentioned in the menu part of the description)

Gentleman’s Relish is a brand of anchovy paste (but also a euphemism for semen in some areas/social groups).

Is that Gentleman's Relish as in Henderson's - especially popular oop north? I was always under the impression that it was similar in taste to Worcestershire Sauce, but (unlike WS) was suitable for vegetarians? Presumably it tastes LIKE anchovy but doesn't actually contain them; or am I thinking of something else entirely?

Ah, this is Henderson's Relish - but maybe that's distinct from Gentleman's Relish, them being separated products?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henderson's_Relish

*separate, not separateD (ugh!)

@waterlego @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll ... Blimey, i have never heard of that! Thank you. Although with all the other weird phrasing in the listing, it still sounds a bit dodgy - think I'll pass on bidding for it

This is the one I was think of. Occasionally seen in posh delis and probably Waitrose! This one has anchovies in, as does Worcestershire sauce I think. The Henderson one looks a lot like Lea and Perrins! (Colour of the label mainly).

There's been TWO other threads about this, plus link to an old thread about it...

My favourite bit was the menu included;

5 onion rings! 🤣

'Swan hunting is hard work'

Sure is, sister......

Next to it there was this suggestion 🫣 www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185630330224?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=0-2lxyhoqd2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2i1tpDcZQiC&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Who cares?! Is it affecting you that much you need to point it out
OP, I'd not seen this before, it's brilliant!

Wow what art!

Me too! I just knew.

It would appear that I need to re-evaluate my social groups.

I knew it would be this!!! I messaged him last year to say I wanted to view it before I bid and was very disappointed when he said I couldn't! not that I had any intention of bidding

I'll chip in 50p.

There's been TWO other threads about this, plus link to an old thread about it...

Yeah, I'd much rather read more about Matt Hancock in a pear tree.

I knew it would be this!!! I messaged him last year to say I wanted to view it before I bid and was very disappointed when he said I couldn't! not that I had any intention of bidding

Bit mean trolling him like that and making him go to all the effort of arranging with the safe-deposit vault company and booking Securicor - all when there isn't the slightest chance of a sale in it for him.

Gentleman’s Relish is a brand of anchovy paste (but also a euphemism for semen in some areas/social groups).

It would appear that I need to re-evaluate my social groups.

The point is moot anyway, as he's clearly confirmed that it's actually plaster of paris.

If I win the lottery I promise I will buy this and donate it to MNHQ 😂

This is the 3rd year I've seen this on MN. Always brings a smile 😊

I've never wanted a christmas decoration more in my life!!