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How can I EVER face him again!

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Stangerthings · 08/11/2022 19:37

I am so bloody embarrassed! I have broken out in spots which I have not had for years and years. Anyway last night I remembered an old school girl trick and put blobs of toothpaste on each spot on my face then went to bed.
This morning an early knock at the door it was the postman. Still in my dressing gown I opened the door and took my parcel.
I noticed that he was trying not to look at me but as I had forgotten about the toothpaste I thought no more about it. Until!, I looked in the bathroom mirror. What a bloody site!

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pimlicoanna · 08/11/2022 23:46

I've opened the door to my postie with my boob out so many times since I had kids that I don't think he'd care about a bit of toothpaste on my face!

riotlady · 08/11/2022 23:59

When DD was first born and I was breastfeeding I had a clogged milk duct and it was AGONY. I read somewhere that vibrations can help break up the clot and I was happy to try anything at that point so I dug out my vibrator and applied that. Not long after the health visitor came for a visit and it wasn’t until she left that I realised I’d left my hot pink vibrator on the fucking coffee table 😱

Stangerthings · 09/11/2022 09:23

riotlady · 08/11/2022 23:59

When DD was first born and I was breastfeeding I had a clogged milk duct and it was AGONY. I read somewhere that vibrations can help break up the clot and I was happy to try anything at that point so I dug out my vibrator and applied that. Not long after the health visitor came for a visit and it wasn’t until she left that I realised I’d left my hot pink vibrator on the fucking coffee table 😱

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