Do you fold or scrunch your loo roll?

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Scrunch

Scrunch of course.

🤣🤣🤣 can someone please take a pick of a 'scrunched' as i wrap around my hand then fold. I can't imagine what a 'scrunch' would look like

Scrunch - folding seems to run the risk of sliding and getting poo or wee on your fingers .

Scrunched

I don't understand people saying they wrap it around their hand?! Wtf?! Why?

Ahh I see, thank you @Vapeyvapevape 🤣

You get a better grip with it scrunched

It folds it nicely lol

Water from a jug first. Fold, wipe, fold again and wipe until I cannot wipe anymore. Super efficient in these COL times. I aim to get three folds (this only works with thick loo paper).

Fold! Heathens scrunch…

It has to be fold. That's why paper comes with so many dotted lines. If it was scrunch the lines for tearing would be further apart surely?

This

Scrunch.
Ive always had the impression that people who fold something they are using to wipe their arse, are probably the type of people that iron their socks and pants.

People scrunch?!?!

Fold. And two sheets flat on the water surface to stop loud plop noises. Also fart into the toilet paper to stop echoing rippers in public cubicles.

That's all my loo paper over sharing done.

Fold

Fold. 100%. Didn’t even know scrunching was a thing

Wrapping?! A dozen sheets per wipe?! WTF.

Fold. I had never heard/thought of scrunching until I read this thread.

I had no idea people scrunched. Thanks for the distraction from my insomnia...

The other part of this pressing question is:

Do you sit or stand to wipe?

THIS is the answer to that perennial question of why people who are not parents/mums read Mumsnet !!

It never ceases to amaze me what topics and life-changing tips get discussed here !

(never even thought to scrunch - I have a fun, experimental day ahead of me now )

Perennial? Perineal in this case!

@OhRiRi genius !

I scrunch
dh folds.
Scrunching wastes toilet roll and is more likely to block the toilet

Ha ha @OhRiRi