Is this the worst car you’ve ever seen? Think I’ve won

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Honestly? What the fuck

I too saw an AstroTurf Smart car today and had the "surely that's a fire hazard" conversation with DH. I was also thinking surely it gets rusty underneath?

Years ago 3 Creme Egg cars silently drove past me - cars in the shape of Cadburys Creme eggs, about the size of a mini but totally egg shaped, painted like a creme egg - and I remember looking around to go WTF to anyone else but the place was deserted. I didn't make it up!

The new jeeps are pretty awful. Someone by me drives around in a horrible orange coloured one and I just keep thinking "you must be married to a goat if you think that car looks good"

It’s certainly memorable and less boring then a lot of the cars on the road. I wouldn’t call it awful, just not to your taste. There’s a lot of work gone into that.

perhaps is to save the rust issues with Ford Ka’s

@ChilliBandit and @PhilistineWazzock North East?

I remember sewing creme egg cars on TV. Maybe they were part of an advertising campaign?

I have seen a porche on the M25 wrapped in velvet. Fuzzy felt porche. I quite liked it

I've seen a smart car painted to look like a little tikes coupe car. Did a double take as it drove past.

I'm sure the Creme Egg, and other chocolate egg cars, are to do with the Cadburys Factory. When we went when I was small they had them there. You could also buy little toy versions which we did!

Someone made a full-size replica of a Little Tikes car.
I think it was based on an old Micra and they stripped the body to build a new one which was exactly like the toy one (even down to the high roof and no windows)!
Saw it around Bicester area more than once.

There's still one of those round here sometimes.

I think I need to arrange my overdue eye test. I thought that was 2 penguins on the car roof!

I remember the Morris Marina and the car with the square steering wheel, the Austin Allegro.