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This made me laugh (no offence meant)

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Kimi · 25/01/2008 19:56

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother
  1. He liked Gospel
  1. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business
  1. He lived at home until he was 33
  1. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands
  1. He had wine with His meals
  1. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut His hair
  1. He walked around barefoot all the time
  1. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

  1. He was at peace with nature
  1. He ate a lot of fish
  1. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  1. He was always telling stories.
  1. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food.
  1. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  1. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 25/01/2008 20:15

neat!

charliecat · 25/01/2008 20:18

Very good

Idobelieveinfairies · 25/01/2008 20:25

excellent!

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smartiejake · 25/01/2008 20:28

LOVE it !

Posey · 25/01/2008 20:29

That really made me chuckle

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