Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

I asked him and he said that Basil Brush has all the answers

Who will be tuning into This Morning on Monday?

Putin as he thinks he'll get some tips on how to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Why is dear old Vlad so deranged?

Because he never got over Jeremy Kyle being taken off ITV, if This morning goes into the same way.it will just about finish him off
how would Denise Robertson have solved it all?

Denise would have given Putin a big hug and a banana to cheer him up.

He will be starting his own morning TV programme, but what should it be called?

Scrambled Egg

Who will be Scrambled Egg's Vlad's co host/s?

Angela, Merkel and Donald Trump
What will their first but Scandal?

Big*

Gordon The Gopher's secret life as a Colombian Drug Lord. Gordon was Pablo Escobar's second in command.

How did Gordon get found out?

Scooby doo et,al,solved the mystery
And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
What other recent mysteries have the Scooby doo gang solved?

HELLO
Where did everyone go?

I stayed on at Glastonbury for the after party party's after party day and night 24 hour non stop parties then got back to favourite pass time of reading every single thread past and present on Mumsnet's

What else can I do to get a job at Mumsnet?

Streak naked,at Wimbledon whilst dancing the fandango
And asking if it unreasonable
Should we all.try and get jobs at MNHQ?

MNHQ said I start on Monday! Yippee. Great flexibility. I do one Monday every 5 years working between 9am and 9.01am. No need for childcare

Has everyone on my favourite thread gone to Europe and become so confused in the heat they forgot about Mumsnet?

Sometimes espresso coffee does it.

Why does it always feel so nice when the house is all quiet?

Because you've teleported into another world

An I psychic because I only thought the other day I need to look at this thread to see if it's been resurrected?

You are indeed psychic and can you tell.me how long the rain is going to last now school.is out?
Have they caught the lion in Berlin yet?

The lion will never be caught as it keeps morphing into different creatures and popping up in different places. WAIT what is that strange animal in my garden?!

What's the best thing to do on a gloomy day during the school holiday?

Dig yourself Into Australia
How long would it take to build an igloo?

It would take forever to get started. So easy to spend all day, every day reading just the AIBU's.

What will you be doing at 2pm tomorrow?

Waiting for everyone on this thread to.kick.start it again
Will.it rain untill.September?

Only if it snows on Christmas Day

Will it snow on Christmas Day?

It will.snow on Xmas day 2036
Will anyone else reply to.this thread ,and how long will.it take?

i shall but it will take a million love songs later. Will Take that reform with Paul Chuckle instead of Robbie?

Take That will reform with Boris Johnson 🤣🤣🤣

How will it end up?

Wonderfully ,they will storm the charts with a cover version of the hokey, cokey
What will.their next hit be?