There is a dangerous virus being passed around
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK)
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your coat on and take twogood friends to the nearest supermarket or local bar. Purchase one of the antidote's known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to at least 5 of your friends and colleagues ...........
If you don't have 5 friends, you've already been infected!