I've found my people! 🤣
I dislike shiny floor shows - be they talent, quiz or family reunion related (with one
exception: Eurovision cos it's naff, knows its naff and not naff because of this). I believe TV at the weekends is some kind of Dante circle of hell punishing people who forgot to make other plans.
Jools and his NY celebrity-ananny. I really don't care about the b-listers you've managed to attract to some studio mid Oct and I find the interactions between songs desperately cringey. Also TXed as a punishment for not having other plans.
Breaking Bad. Dull. Sorry not sorry.
Stranger Things - classic example of diminishing returns.
All those incredible technical singers (male and female) with zero songwriting skills. They are legion and regularly feature on Jools
Adam Hill's insufferably smug C4 show.
Sally Rooney. Overrated.
Award shows. Every single one. Who cares?
Football
The Olympics
Cricket, rugby and tennis.
Formula One. Like most zombie films, starts well and descends into predictability the further you get into it.
Zombie films. See above.
Scripted reality. I don't understand! So we've created TV drama around creaky non actors saying lines chimps on typewriters would balk at? And we like this?!
Guilty pleasures:
Sex & The City film one.
While You Were Sleeping.
Kirstie & Phil. Yes, I know, but I find it all kind of comforting like an olde pair of slippers.
Escape to the Sun.
The word naff. Can it come off the naughty step now? Last seen in the Eighties but quite a handy descriptor.