Am sure everyon'e heard the saying 'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Give him the means to catch his own fish and he'll feed himself and his family for a lifetime.'
What about;
'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Get your husband to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend'
'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Teach him to use the internet and you keep him occupied for weeks'
Sorry, they tickled me!