Give a man a fish....

[wobblyknicks]

Am sure everyon'e heard the saying 'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Give him the means to catch his own fish and he'll feed himself and his family for a lifetime.'

What about;

'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Get your husband to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend'

'Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Teach him to use the internet and you keep him occupied for weeks'

Sorry, they tickled me!

[lima]

teach him to use the interne and you'll never get the PC back for mumsnetting